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    You know you're a Sanderfan when you're trying to think of the words for all the apocalypse stuff from mythology and the first thing that comes to mind is Aharietiam. Even before Ragnarök.
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    Laryngitis
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    Egg
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    I don't have a sword TPBM ate a green grape once.
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    Limes are cool, and Time Limes doubly so! Now omniscient is a cool word too so yea. 10/10
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    Nazrilof
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    "Wow, this wine is mad at me! It's attacking my tongue!" WWRTO rubber ducks
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    Ash thought that her sister was lying about her financial destitution. Her only Feruchemical expenses were metal for her Nicrosilmind, not her addiction to oxygen or something more dangerous. Ash left Scadrial, joining rogues Alene and drinking several oxygen bottles, which cost millions of spheres. Meanwhile, Simon Kholin started embezzling Archbishop Tanner of millions of Breaths that belonged to Tanavast. He brought Ash the money, but she declined because she would betray Tanavast's trust later. Tanner considered murder of chasmfiends, so Simon assassinated Venli, but brutally failed. So Venli murdered Alene, forcing the Ghostbloods to alliance with Ash. Hoid and Design and Raoden and their friends decided that Ash Needed Help. They formed a séance, Intent superseding their Connection, moccasinifying Adonalsium into shards that didn't yet manifest Their Intents. The moccasins Exploded into shards, sharp, deadly, obsidian Shards (Moccashards) that moccasined potatoes soup, delicious! Meanwhile goblins. Tigers, and, bears, oh no. Leaked Information about the moccashards. They exploded? Onomatopoeia-like-raisins, Yoda, and/or George Floyd confronted hidden doodles. Underneath mom's gravity, the Multiverse spaghettified, causing massive leakage of hidden Dragons and thorium towards the Cosmere. Ash sobs as the spaghettified thorium takes its toothpaste to reduce the hemorrhaging psychological dragon in pain. This dragon misunderstood that Ash loved isotopic saltwater, and dismantled LIFE (Linguistic-Interpretation-For-Everyone). This language is no normal spoken language, it corrupts pig liver. Ash, unhindered by gods, used GODHOOD to flood the dragon empire.
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    Yelamaiszin
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    Interesting question. I think my answer's gotta be that it's quite chuffly!
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    Hi! Happy to be here on the CNPGS! 1. I Hate Dragons... is a funny short story, I don't hate dragons, they're pretty fire. 2. Out of all 256 I think I've gotta go with bendalloy and gold just cause I'm biased, Wayne is the best! And for compounder chromium cause allomantically it's pretty useful and we haven't really seen anything feruchemically but it's fortune and compounding luck just sounds cool. 3. I like the Stoneward ones. "I will be there when I'm needed." 4. Skybreaker and Windrunner probably cause flying is amazing and super fun I'm assuming.
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    Aight Would you rather be a kandra or a sleepless?
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    Here's some WoB explaining the weird atium stuff that's gone on. So basically in era 1 what they thought was atium was actually slightly impure so that's why only atium mistings or mistborn could burn it. And I would way rather fight a whitespine with a spear (or even a spoon) than have to have Lift mad at me for a pancake heist.
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    I would probably choose to live on Scadrial post Catacendre cause that would be similar so I wouldn't be way out of my comfort zone but it would still be awesome. My favorite is Wayne and my least favorite is Moash.
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    As of today I have a 1241 day streak on Duolingo. I mainly just do French and Spanish but also a little bit of German, Portuguese, Scottish Gaelic, Greek, Russian, Hawaiian, and Hebrew
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    True that
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    He'd eat all the strawberries and drink all the booze
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    Definitely Wayne and Lopen. Not positive who I'd pick for the other 4 though. I'd probably make the mistake of inviting Hoid
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    I've read all of the Cosmere except I haven't read the new King Lopen/Elsecaller double book thingy yet. I've also read the Cytoverse and Alcatraz and Reckoners and Tailored Realities and Rithmatist and Frugal Wizard and Legion and the Original and the most boring book ever and Dark One: Forgotten. I haven't read any Wheel of Time stuff yet. You're welcome
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    [answer to said question]
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    I exist now!
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    Lol ya I know And thanks, I feel welcomed!
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    I would guess Whimsy.
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