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    Equilibrium
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    And if you hate me Then I am sorry my love's too much for you
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    Well I was gonna make an elaborate plan with the fan and orange juice and socks and blue gummy bears but then you painted the fan and that ruined everything and I had to drown my sorrows in by favorite beverage. Hand soap. What's the reasoning behind the nacho cheese Doritos in that smoothie?
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    Well I did buy it but I'm not gonna give it to you yet. I accidentally read the first few pages and now I'm hooked. Am I seeing that wrong or is that mac and cheese green?
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    So if I pushed you Or if I came on too strong
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    Not a real one. I just cut off the head of a teddy bear and sewed on the head of that one owl I decapitated last Tuesday. So, does Iowa exist or is that all just a hallucination?
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    Redhead
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    Ate it. Sheesh, how many grapes can you fit in your mouth!?
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    I have not. But TPBM has been to France
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    Indeed. In fact, I'm a lesbian Lesbian as I'm from the Greek island of Lesbos! Are you a Cretan from Crete?
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    Lashed it to the ceiling so I can read upside down and get more blood rushing to my head so that I will have lots of brainpower and read supa fast and quick speedy mode. Now why is YOUR chair in MY backpack???
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    I don't like doing math, but I like eating it! What's up with your hat? It's like half as tall as you are!
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    Well you didn't have enough boats! There needs to be at least 22 more! Uhh, why are you brushing the teeth of a cow?
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    Making waffles. Duh. Why in the world are you not making waffles right now?
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    Is she dead?
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    Thunder bring her through the ringer
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    Is there another way to get peanut butter on a goat??? I swear I thought it was the only option! Why did you let Lift of all people borrow your motorcycle?!??
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    I've played your game and won. Release him.
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    Toes
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    Sleepless
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    Yay! Welcome! Who is your favorite character from the Cosmere so far?
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    I wanted a fully fleshed out diagram of everything that will ever happen to me for the rest of my life. Figured the wall was the best place for it. Why do you have a frog in your pocket?
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    Cause Kevin told me to. Why were you having a conversation with the dishwasher yesterday?
  24. Oranjejuicemonki
    Ash thought that her sister was lying about her financial destitution. Her only Feruchemical expenses were metal for her Nicrosilmind, not her addiction to oxygen or something more dangerous. Ash left Scadrial, joining rogues Alene and drinking several oxygen bottles, which cost millions of spheres. Meanwhile, Simon Kholin started embezzling Archbishop Tanner of millions of Breaths that belonged to Tanavast. He brought Ash the money, but she declined because she would betray Tanavast's trust later. Tanner considered murder of chasmfiends, so Simon assassinated Venli, but brutally failed. So Venli murdered Alene, forcing the Ghostbloods to alliance with Ash. Hoid and Design and Raoden and their friends decided that Ash Needed Help. They formed a séance, Intent superseding their Connection, moccasinifying Adonalsium into shards that didn't yet manifest Their Intents. The moccasins Exploded into shards, sharp, deadly, obsidian Shards (Moccashards) that moccasined potatoes soup, delicious! Meanwhile goblins. Tigers, and, bears, oh no. Leaked Information about the moccashards. They exploded? Onomatopoeia-like-raisins, Yoda, and/or George Floyd confronted hidden doodles. Underneath mom's gravity, the Multiverse spaghettified, causing massive leakage of hidden Dragons and thorium towards the Cosmere. Ash sobs as the spaghettified thorium takes its toothpaste to reduce the hemorrhaging psychological dragon in pain. This dragon misunderstood that Ash loved isotopic saltwater, and dismantled LIFE (Linguistic-Interpretation-For-Everyone). This language is no normal spoken language, it corrupts pig liver. Ash, unhindered by gods, used GODHOOD to flood the dragon empire. The apple
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    (what in the world does that mean) Cheese
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