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1365: Be brainwashed. THE NUMBER 4 DOESN’T EXIST!!!! THE GOVERNMENT IS LYING TO YOU

I love this intent.

1336: Type all of your text in white, on a white background

*dies laughing* I did that. I had a kid in my class named Annie that I hated, and I always mads sure she was alright. 1333. Share stories from your life in random forums 1334. Post multiple consecutive posts where that obviously is not allowed

1332: Quote posts for no reason.

I just lost the game. Thanks.

1330: Every time you see someone named Annie, ask them if they are okay.

Prior to the death of the Lord Ruler, be a high-ranking obligator with knowledge of hemalurgy. As Vin removes the Lord Ruler’s anti-aging measures, steal his gold feruchemy. Proceed to the Well of Ascension, consume Hoid’s Lerasium, and hide Elend’s bead somewhere safe. Then step through the perpendicularity, tell Kelsier what’s going on, then provide him much-needed companionship and compassion, helping him get through the fact that he can’t help people or leave the well. Inform him of the Ire, and emphasize the importance of protecting the Shard of Preservation, preferably via obtaining it. Using your Mistborn powers, leave the Well on the physical side, escape Kredik Shaw, and enter the Kandra homeland. Tell them basically what they want to hear. You are an emissary from the Lord Ruler. He is not dead, but in hiding. It doesn’t matter what you say, as long as they let you near the Atium. When they are distracted, steal a bag. Just for general funds and protection on your journey. Return to Kredik Shaw, take up the power at the Well of Ascension, become a fullborn Kandra or other semihuman shapeshifter, and fix Scadrial. Cultivate a cult around you, selecting an inner circle of unwaveringly loyal lackeys. Around this time, Kelsier is in possession of the Shard of Preservation. Encourages him to hold onto that. Find Nightblood. It’s probably hard, but you have hundreds of years to do it. Avenge something. Work hard. Be passionate about it. Cultivate your plan to fruition. Alternatively, have Sja-anat enlighten the Sibling. Bond them. Find Rayse and talk to him. It doesn’t matter what for. Kill him with Nightblood. Take up Odium. You now have the Shards of Odium and Honor. Start a religion on Roshar, same as Scadrial. Get mad at Cultivation for an honorable reason. Attack. I don’t know what this Intent is. Any guesses? Keep killing Shards with Nightblood. Found religions. Really go ham with it You might have to kill every member of Autonomy separately, but that’s ok. Your hard work will pay off in the end. Don’t kill Hoid. Steal his memory, Taravangian-style. He won’t like that. Back to Scadrial. Multi-Shardic worlds really are a pain, you know? Kelsier owes you one. As a friend. From a friend to a friend, give him his favorite Dawnshard. Let him leave the shards to the experts. He can’t handle it anyway. Have a minion give up the power at the Well of Ascension. Give them Preservation, and let them pull a Vin. You know all about Harmony. You kill Vessels to preserve order, don’t you know? Eat every Hion. How do you do that? I don’t know. Repeat for seons and skaze. You are now Adonalsium, the god of a new world. You are all powerful, all mighty. You have won the Cosmere. For my dawnshards, I’d pick Kelsier, Rysn, Sazed, and Khriss. For planet governors/leaders, I’d pick Raoden, Elend, Jasnah, Lightsong and Vathi for their home planets. All other planets’ books don’t feature loads of good characters in high positions of power. Man, that was a long post, sorry

Brandon probably didn’t do this: Gavinor grows up in Kharbranth. He plays with Taravangian’s grandkids for a bit of social reinforcement of his indoctrination. He has a surprisingly good childhood, with one caveat. No one grows up in Spiritual Realm Kharbranth. No one dies. No one grows old. Adrotaiga has perceived herself living for hundreds of years. Imagine your childhood friends never grew up. Never moved on. You’re thirty and Jimmy down the street still rides his bike to school. Would that be isolating? Would you make new friends at every step of life? What would happen if you were the only one who changed? It’s just a theory.

You know, I thought a while, and I couldn’t come up with any. I guess remembering unremarkable things is hard

I’m pretty sure there’s a WoB giving a few hints on these categories, but I don’t have it saved. I’m not that good at finding them, can someone help out?

Thank you!

Also, doesn’t he say that he spent several days after the scouring comatose and staring off into the distance, pondering what he did wrong? Part of his problem was that he wasn’t 100% compos mentis, and isn’t really keeping himself together when talking to Dalinar

I’m sorry, I’m having a hard time parsing this. Why do you think democracy must be boring, again?

He doesn’t even consider that he’s depriving Sigzil’s army of Stormlight

That’s an interesting idea. Can you elaborate?

Good point. I don’t exactly know how they would interact, but I’m convinced shardplate sections would shatter under conventional antitank weapons

With the new knowledge on Herald fighting, who do you think would win? All the heralds, or a billion lions. Rules: Heralds have infinite stormlight Lions don't die unless killed by Heralds Flat terrain Heralds win when they kill all the lions Lions win when all Heralds are sent to Braize

I see that. It's cool though

Urithiru as YOUR-ith-oh Taravangian as TAR-uh-vang-y-an Raboniel as Rab O’Neil Shallan with the first a as in the word shall and the second as in the word lend, I.e. the objectively correct way A-lith-kar with the a as in apple Aon Ene with the e’s like the word bean Elhokar like ELK-o-lar, with the a in lar said like far I’m likely missing some

I am TPBM is taller than me

1172. Be the number 7. Eat 9

It's probably fine. Look, I'll do it right now! *touches statue*

I've never had it, sorry TPBM is an ookla

Hilarious and informative. Good quote. 9/10