I threaten you all in a spooky manner, then knock everyone but Strmblsd and I out with my baseball bat.
I give Strmblsd the Sandwich, turn into a small ball of light, and float away Zelda style.
I pull Strmblsd out with a rope so he doesn't drown, then knock Rye over the head with a baseball bat.
I pump all the water out of Strmblsd's hidey-hole.
Hello, Scourge! Welcome to the Shard!!
DON'T EAT THE COOKIES.
If you could visit any country on Roshar for a week, which country would you visit and why?