*gasp* I yell, "NEW FRIENDS!" which makes the two people stare worryingly at me before I strike up a conversation because obviously they're both introverts I need to adopt. Afterwards, I tie the pen and the shoelace together, spin it really, really fast to hypnotize the chicken who is actually a Selkie chicken not a silkie chicken, make it give me it's Selkie Skin, and then use the 10ft of the fourth dimension to warp us all out of the room. Before I leave though, I tear a chuck of drywall off one of the walls and cover up the door to confuse anyone else who gets stuck in the room.
BLUE.