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Why is everybody torturing Eddie?

Awesome, thank you! I won’t be online as much on weekends, but I’ll do my best!

Oooh, I wanna join Name: Connor Edwards Age: Something around 18-20 he doesn’t really know anymore, but he thinks he’s 24 Pronouns: Prefers He/Him but wont get offended if called something else on accident Which planet does their investiture come from? Scadrial What is their power/what are they? Coinshot/Spinner (Steel/Chromium) twinborn How well can they use their magic? Extremely well What are you going to do to keep your character from being overpowered? He takes unnecessary risks and is too kind. (I don’t know what else, can someone give me ideas?) Character’s motivation for being in the games: He’s gambling his life for those of his friends Important pieces of their backstory: Chronic gambler, has no family except his friends, and doesn’t care if he dies, so long as they stay happy. Also he really likes western fiction and related things (revolvers, shotguns, dusters, train robberies, etc.). Probably too much. His real name isn’t even Connor Edwards, he adopted it after reading about a “famous” bounty hunter from ages ago. (I’m basing him off my DND character for my friend’s western campaign, except for a change in magic)

Are you on the 17th Shard Discord?

I don’t think they’ll care. It’s a cult because (in my experience) it’s funny, and also because we needed an equal title with the Ginger Cult so we can (unfortunately) go to war with them.

*star wars theme begins to play* ”Use the force, Thaid.”

That would be… actually I don’t know if I’d be happy or sad. Mostly sad because I didn’t meet all of you guys then.

And to think that my (7 yrs old at the time) brother once ate five reasonable large tacos in one sitting…

How the heck do I make @Anguished_One believe that she makes people happy???

I shout “HEY, FREE SOUR PATCH IN THE BACK!” throw ‘em in and get out of there!” - My chemistry teacher explaining the basics of electronegativity ”She didn’t want that one anyway!” - A friend ”Alright, that’s enough felonies for today.” - Chemistry Teacher ”And Who did we say is the worst mother on the periodic table?” *nodding “Francium! The kid never had a chance.” - Chemistry teacher still talking about Electronegativity ”Apparently Mr. [teacher] is starting DND soon.” - Me ”Did you say Mr. [teacher] is pregnant???” - different friend ”That’s it, I’m snapping your spine like a glow stick!” - Bryson ”I’m 2% Irish, so I can say the N-Word!” - White guy ”That is not how that works! Not at all!” - Me

Single? Yep! Ready to mingle? Not anymore!

Nope! I’m at least 3 inches taller than my dad, and taller still than my mom.

That’d be pretty awesome! Also, potential spoilers for Scar’s Latest video (I think, it might be second latest?):

We All Lift Together (From Warframe) - Keith Power

I block your lightsaber strikes with two of my lightsabers, before swinging at you in quick, flowing patterns with my (newly discovered) other 2 arms (which are also holding lightsabers) I snag some popcorn with the force and pop it into my mouth.

Not today, but yesterday… and the day before… and the day before that… Ok, trust me it’s not as bad as it might seem, I just can’t find a matching pair of socks in time to make the bus. TPBM is wearing a red shirt today

Wait what? I swear it’s not for diabolical reasons. I’m just curious I promise you! I was just thinking that it’d be funny if we were planning on going to the same college without knowing.

Bottom of the Ocean, time to recreate Subnautica! WYR be able to teleport anywhere in a 5 mile radius with no cooldown, or anywhere on earth with a 24 hour cooldown?

lol

I don’t know how to respond to that so I go to said city and just sit in a chair, then wave to you as you go past. WAIT NO SCRATCH THAT IVE GOT AN IDEA! I lie in wait for you, then as you enter the city, I spin and ignite 4 lightsabers then say “General Kenobi… wait no… General Strmblsd” then duel you for the sandwich.

I drop in in front of you, Obi-Wan style, say “Hello there.” and steal the sandwich before tearing away in a Podracer. Oh, I also cut the sun back on before this, then froze Jerome in Carbonite. Happy Star Wars Day, and May the Fourth Be With You All!

*me getting on the shard for the first time today*

Having just eaten some fantastic tacos made by my dad, I take extreme offense from this statement, To assume that all taco meat is just meat with chili powder is to assume that all books are just paper with words, to assume that humans are just sacks of meat with bones, to assume that… yea I’ve run out of things.

Yep! I need to study more.