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Through the living jeff

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  1. I just noticed that this past weeks “Come, Follow Me” lesson title is very familiar.

     

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  2. Terror of children. This was
  3. Uhhhh…. I’d say Australia. It seems really cool there. (Metaphorically) If you could pick one candy to ban from existence, what would it be?
  4. Precisely four. what is the current state of the nearest hallway to you?
  5. Not yet. I still have three hours. TPBM Is in their kitchen.
  6. Why exactly are we at this nuclear power plant with a bag full of spiders? Don’t worry, we have gravity!
  7. Granted. It’s one of those cheap bendy ones. I wish for my bonsai back.
  8. Granted. A tree spontaneously combusts every time it happens. I wish for a bonsai tree.
  9. Should I go skydiving, or cliff jumping? well… I had this idea, and I read a lot, and…
  10. “I don’t know what he wants. I’m… new to this.” Phalanx says “And if you must know, I go by Phalanx.”
  11. Wait… when did Skyrim stop?
  12. “Nobody of much consequence.” ——————————————————————————————————————————— Shaper walks amongst his fog towards the local Epic’s Headquarters. I will get a job here he thinks. A random person enters his field, and Shaper Kills them, Solidifying the Fog in their throat. The person cries out, then falls to the ground. As he nears the HQ, Shaper notices the doorway is open. Odd. I’d heard Fish was the paranoid type…
  13. Why’d you shoot that hand grenade? Its stupid, that’s why I didn’t do it.
  14. , but not at all tasty
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