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BlueWildRye

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  1. It's always a little crazy to think that you were the one who started this whole thing @AltonicKeys
  2. *instantly follows you*
  3. Depending on the wood that the paper that cut you was made out of, you get different powers. (a sentence that is completely readable) Mice.
  4. 315. Only speak in quotes, preferably Shakespeare ones.
  5. Get a live, uncaged whitespine. Inserts Breeze's hands.
  6. Just wait until we make it to Page 2024
  7. I dive into the ocean, toss @Vyzkel Willbender a new robotic arm to replace his lost one, and then watch Vyzkel try to fire fire underwater. That one scene in Spongebob Squarepants plays out instead.
  8. What were you blasting at 3 AM last night? Yes, and the smoke smells really good!
  9. My rich and spoiled hands buy an anti-air gun which shoots down Unintelligenius, Vyzkel, and the Assasin. I catch the sandwich and realize what I have to do. "Farewell, sandwich," I say, then fire it out of the gun. It flies far away, landing in a waterproof plastic bag which then falls into the ocean randomly.
  10. "Hi!" Wyldri exclaimed, "What's your name?" She walked up to the sleeping Haki man and poked him. "Well, he's a heavy sleeper." @ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ@J. Magi
  11. Having died and been revived twice now, I jump up and thank @strmblsd, although at the same time I swipe the sandwich from him, hop into a Porsche, and drive away at full speed.
  12. So, the Assasin in Red joins the Battle for the Sandwich. I end up hitting the ground first. No description of what that looks like.
  13. Whoever hits the ground first is a rotten egg! Literally. They'll go splat.
  14. This should be pinned, great job!
  15. Where is that? Its epic! I'm assuming south or southeast Asia?
  16. Wyldri blinked, then put one hand to the sword's blade and blew it out of the vampire's hand with a gust of wind. "Oh, I've heard of you!" she said excitedly, "You're the vampire assassin! Did you know you're the 2nd most feared individual in the North? At least, that's what my friend Kavra said..." she scratched at her dark blue hair which faintly resembled a strong wind. "I can't let myself get carried away too much, so I'll answer your question. I'm Wyldri Athaven, Connector and Djinn. I promise, being an Elemental is not the least bit intimidating—it's really fun! I'm always moving around, so I don't have a proper address, but I was born and raised in Saratu. Seeing that I usually get hunted by the Haki on sight, I can't say my relationship with the local law enforcement is good, but I was friends with a guardsman in the Refuge once! And I have no idea what a credit card number is, so there's that!" She studied each of the party members. There appeared to be a dragonstate, the Haki (who she assumed was their guide), the vampire, and a few normal humans, although they were most definitely Alma users. One of them seemed off, but she couldn't guess why.
  17. The real Zeus returns from his "nap" and just kinda punches you into Tartarus and confiscates the sandwich. Since Hermes is pretty sympathetic to anyone, I get him to give me the sandwich and his flying sandals. I fly somewhere random. Jerome is also in tartarus for some reason and nobody really knows what he did but it was really bad because his punishment is that he just can't eat bananas.
  18. I have fear of sharp, pointy objects oriented towards my face. Like, I had my dad as a teacher once, so we had to put the chairs up on the desks upside-down every day before we left, and it freaked both of us out that we'd get our eyes poked out by the chair legs.
  19. I, having the word "blue" in my username, make everything blue EXCEPT for the Sandwich, which I grab with a grappling hook, make everything normal again, then grapple onto the top of a skyscraper.
  20. Wyldri climbed to the top of the tree canopy and breathed in the air—her essence. Of course, it was a little weird to think of it that way. Admiring the starry night sky, she adjusted her cloak and leapt twenty feet into the air, soaring above the jungle for a few seconds. Where could they have gone? Inwardly, she cursed at how late she'd been. I shouldn't have slept in today, she thought, And I shouldn't have still gone to the tavern hours after they had most certainly left. Of course, she had also gone to visit her friend Luros. Who hadn't even been there in the first place, but Wyldri supposed that was a good thing, because the tavern had been in a state of chaos when she'd arrived. Searching the ground below, she finally spotted a small pinprick of light in the jungle; a campfire. If you were down in the middle of the jungle, you would never be able to see it due to all the trees. But from an aerial view, it was relatively easy to find. Finally! thought Wyldri as she began to lurch towards the forest floor. She propelled herself directly above the campsite, then let herself fall to the ground gracefully, right in the middle of their campsite. Most of the adventurers were awake, although at least one, a blue-skinned Haki man, was snoring loudly. "Hello, everyone!" she said cheerily, letting her hood drop and expose her gold eyes and face seemingly made from the wind itself. "My name's Wyldri, and I think we're supposed to go save a princess?"
  21. Don't think about it too hard. Just don't eat the cookie.
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