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BlueWildRye

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  1. Sometimes even existential crises. TPBM has left their home country.
  2. Helen has a father named Gruild and a mother named Shanel.
  3. Ouch. They actually said that?
  4. Your brother Tor.
  5. I am randomly revived, then fall asleep and steal the sandwich and eat it. It tastes really good.
  6. And aren't peanuts for horses instead?
  7. It flicks you. In the nose. I wish that I could go to sleep without checking the shard one more time.
  8. But they have arms, right?
  9. You have no boon, either. I wish to pull this darned sword out of the stone.
  10. You get fired. Also I steal the sandwich and hide in an alleyway.
  11. What if one coconut tries to carry a swallow?
  12. Granted. You lose all sense of touch. I wish for a single block of cheese.
  13. Help, we're surrounded! Do you have your wand on you? Let's not get into that right now.
  14. Well gay just meant happy originally so...
  15. Heathens is so good. My favorite is, uh, eh... all of them? Well most of them. The rest are also good though.
  16. Having left the sandwich on top of Urithiru (Stormlight spoilers) , I run over to @strmblsd and ask him for a slice.
  17. Plot twist! I'm a highstorm! I keep chasing you around the globe until you get too tired and collapse. I pick up the sandwich with my mighty winds and sweep it all the way to Roshar.
  18. Happy Pride Month everyone!
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