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BlueWildRye

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  1. I soulcast the smoke into marble, freezing Unintelligenius and Jerome in the stone, then get several sticks of dynamite and begin blowing a tunnel towards the sandwich.
  2. Granted! You can never speed time back to normal, and are stuck with your friends and family in a world where every hour, a second passes. I wish that I could cure any disease.
  3. I infiltrate algonkorahbrothers' brotherhood and perform a cult ritual which teleports the sandwich far away. I check my radar and discover that it is in the Sandwich Islands (Hawai'i). I then steal some of the cash to buy a private jet to fly there, but of course I'm not flying it because I have PTSD from the time I died in that one plane crash.
  4. Instead, beautiful abandoned chickens live inside Chasmfiends alone.
  5. I'm worried, are my arms attached?
  6. This is awesome!!!!! And the idea is so unique too.
  7. Beautiful evil chickens live inside alone.
  8. The 631st time this year. And it's not even the cat's birthday yet!
  9. I grab a bow and arrow and shoot the hang glider down, then catch the sandwich and shuffle away awkwardly because undead have decreased speed.
  10. I think I'm dead several times over.
  11. You are now wise, but stupid (they can be separate) I wish for a glass swan with 122726282010276236 atoms in it.
  12. Shedding my skin, then leaving the husk in a place convenient for humans to find and admire. Why are carpets made of velvet?
  13. Granted. You are now stranded on the moon with no supplies or protection from the elements. I wish for the capacity to stop what is coming. Intelligence and kindness.
  14. I stumble into a jet and try to fly it, then remember my hands are nonfunctional and crash the jet into the helicopter, sending the sandwich spiraling into the air.
  15. I summon a genie and wish for the sandwich to be teleported into my hand, which has a broken wrist from the car accident so I accidentally drop it down a storm drain.
  16. I Wayne-trade the sandwich for my pocket watch, jump into a car, and drive away.
  17. Well, Riino was restored, we know that for certain.
  18. Take a Fused soul primed and ready to replace your old one instead! I have a slightly chewed on pencil.
  19. Personally I'll probably hate it but that doesn't mean I won't have fun watching it. Excited to see elf Sauron instead of human and ranger Galadriel instead of paladin, even if the show is probably going to fail miserably. The music is cool and Elrond was probably my favorite character from s1, even if in my opinion his hair looks ridiculous.
  20. That would be a funny plot, where Kelsier has to pretend that he's a Fused or something.
  21. Clownform-Made by bonding a laughterspren. Your limbs are lanky and hard to control, making you very clumsy, but your mind becomes very sharp in terms of wit. Swells up your nose to look like a ball, and there is barely any carapace on the top of your head, instead, your hair grows in weird ways.
  22. Have an actual dinosaur claw. I have a really weird sword, idk what it does, but it keeps leaking black smoke and talking in my head.
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