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The Honorable Musician

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  1. I keep waiting to do my math homework until I'm on the bus, three minutes away from school, with the bus already being late and class having started five minutes earlier.
  2. I still have quite a while until I graduate here.
  3. There was once a wise teacher. One day, he took his class out to the front of the school, and showed them hedges that spelled out the school's name. He asked the class "How did the hedges get in such a complicated pattern? Did they just grow that way?" The class responded "No, of course not. Someone deliberately cut them into this pattern." The wise teacher smiled, and said they were correct. "Now think about the human ear," he said. "You have the outer ear, made out of many different components, working together to capture sound waves and channel them into the ear canal. Next, there is the middle ear. The ear canal funnels sound waves towards the eardrum, and into the inner ear. The inner ear has nerve endings, which transform vibrations into electrical impulses, then travel to the brain. The brain interprets these signals and that's how we hear." "Now, think about how complicated that process is, and ponder this: did it just grow that way?" True story.
  4. Just in case you come back - @Canada Lover
  5. *are the powerhouse Mitochondria is the plural of mitochondrion.
  6. Grammar is so amazing exclamation mark I absolutely despise when someone uses incorrect grammar period One time I almost lost a friend because I was always correcting their writing comma and they got really annoyed period
  7. I have a sibling at BYU, and they said:

    “So the computer science and math building has really bad water in it. All the students know not to drink it because it’s probably poison. 
    But someone sent this in the computer science discord: ‘Discussion in the anim labs tonight was that someone saw Brandon Sanderson drinking it and next time someone needs to warn him because we don't want to be responsible for taking years off of his life.’
    Anyway if Brandon Sanderson dies it’s our fault 😬

    So that’s not good.

    1. Edema Rue

      Edema Rue

      xD

      I'm not a student there (yet) but even I know that because I've spent so much time on campus...

      SOMEONE HELP HIM!!

    2. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Someone put a helpful sign that you shouldn’t drink near it-

      wait, when has that stopped him?

  8. Winning for 14 hours? Unacceptable! Even if it was a meme.
  9. My friend would murder you for saying that. The oboe is a double-reed woodwind instrument. It's commonly found in concert bands and orchestras. Looks sort of similar to a clarinet (but also different). While I'm here... "Inconceivable!"
  10. *hugs everyone back* Thanks everyone. I needed that.
  11. Life isn't the greatest right now.
  12. In fact, she wasn't even
  13. 2252 - However, Larry just wanted to eat the cherry, on the contrary.
  14. East wall Sage appears. He runs towards the fray swinging a sword.
  15. 2247 - Larry wants to eat a cherry.
  16. Why did I randomly remember this in 2nd period, then kept thinking about it for the entire day? Thanks a lot, me.
  17. I bet I won't last for more than two minutes.
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