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PianoSavant

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  1. Aphedis sits in a corner, awkwardly reading and partially hidden behind a pile of books, occasionally laughing as she finds something that amuses her and then blushing as she realizes that she did that out loud
  2. I rename Jerome the space octopus Timothy and convince it to give me the sandwich
  3. Hey I’ve read that too!!! I finally stop throwing rubber chickens at people and put some in a blender. I then force-feed the liquified rubber chickens to everyone present - except the people on the sidelines, to whom I offer liquified rubber ducks instead - and grab the sandwich while everyone is writhing in disgust, deciding it will make a lovely hat for my imaginary pet penguin
  4. I like the Washington DC one, it just seems so big and majestic
  5. I am confused and somewhat insane. I demonstrate this by mooing then cackling evilly as I throw rubber chickens at everyone. I ignore the sandwich
  6. But you was actually me in disguise. Y’all are over there eating. I stroll off, humming to myself
  7. I like Orion and the Scorpion by Soon Hee Newbold
  8. The horizon is actually a giant painting of the horizon. You crash into it, dropping the sandwich, which I pick up
  9. I also play violin! Not for that long though, unfortunately I also play piano, which I've been playing for...about eight years? I think?
  10. I'm definitely a nerd. I'm on my school's Academic Team (basically jeopardy on a team for nerds), I read textbooks for fun, and I stay up so late reading that there's only been one time this entire school year I've gone to school with more than 7 1/2 hours of sleep oops Soooo...hi
  11. So I tried something: I'm not sure how well it worked but I found a bunch of Elvish names and I saw some that meant things like "Carpenter" and "Forgiver" and I was like "This could totally describe Jesus" so I made a bunch of the names into a Jesus poem. In Elvish. Again, I'm not sure how well it worked but here it is:
  12. YKYAN when you convince your parents to put books in your Easter basket YKYAN when the highlight of your week is going to the book store and getting a history textbook
  13. I Accio the sandwich and fly away on a thestral
  14. Oh yeah, I forgot about that one! Although I guess it would go with the Loop Timeline, because it also doesn’t have anything changing when you go back to the future? I dunno school took all my brain cells ha
  15. Ah that makes sense Indeed it is
  16. I deploy a small army of chipmunks to bring me the sandwich
  17. Even though they're practically the same thing, long nails on hands are seen as attractive but long nails on feet are seen as gross (why are long nails on hands seen as attractive anyway? I have yet to find a suitable explanation)
  18. I like D&C 6:36 - "Look unto me in every thought; doubt not, fear not." In the craziness that is the world today it's nice to know that God has our back
  19. Temple trips always are it’s hard to go to the temple and not enjoy it
  20. I’ve had similar experiences where church friends will sometimes choose the option of doing something else instead of church on a Sunday. You’ve probably already realized this, but church is always the right choice!
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