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  1. Unintelligenius
    Unfortunately, twas' all a dream because you have to bold what you write for it to be canon. I see that No one has followed me and turn towards him. He pulls out a menacing-looking weapon and... oh its just a speaker. No one starts playing some groovy beats, and he and I have a dance off for the Sandwich.
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    Granted. You have more free time, but during the free time you have, you can only do things that you don't want to do. I wish that there were more breaks in school.
  3. Unintelligenius
    Congrats!!! That probably was quite the journey, finishing wind and truth! But more importantly whats your favorite kind of pizza? And do you like pinapple on pizza?
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    Bob held on for dear life. He could feel his fingers slowly slipping down the handle. Closer and closer to losing the one thing that could finally defeat his enemy. Then Bob thought of why he was fighting. For the squirrels that the Wind had offhandedly murdered. But most of all for the pain the Wind had inflicted on him. With renewed vigor, Bob held to the bag with all the strength he could muster. He shouted in defiance and began to take steps slowly toward the wind. He would not be taken.
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    I grab the Sandwich while no one is looking and disappear in a poff of smoke.
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    Ceru coughs. Then coughs again. It feels like something is expanding in his throat, making it impossible to breathe. He tries to stop the inflammation but can only get in one last breath of fresh air before he falls over, never to move again. @Belandrius Ohhmar
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    And then ate him.
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    Bob happened upon a store that had a big sign reading "Wind Catchers Sold Here". He walked inside and a couple of minutes later, walked out with a small plastic net on the end of a stick. He waved it at the wind to see if it did anything.
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    Revenge drops out of high school and This and Steel send him off to charter school.
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    Bob stood still and held his breath, anxiously waiting to see what would happen. He breathed out in disappointment as the magical necklace didn't turn the wind into a human. "I guess we'll have to find another way to defeat you," he muttered to the wind. He wandered off, looking for a store that might have a stronger container to capture the wind in. @Through The Living Glass
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    I scoff at you because how dare you use my friend named Revenge to steal the Sandwich. Tsk tsk. I grab the Sandwich and Revenge goes off on a pilgramage to find the true meaning of life.
  12. Unintelligenius
    I fast forward back to when I had the Sandwich and now I have the Sandwich and I click pause so everyone freezes except for me.
  13. Unintelligenius
    I throw it at you, causing you to drop the Sandwich. I pick it up and run while you are still entangled in a fight with it.
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    @Verdance
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    I download it onto a micro-sd card, connect the micro-sd card to my DIGITAL SANDWICH TO REAL LIFE SANDWICH MACHINE, and Boom! The Sandwich is back. I pick it up and look proudly at what I have done.
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    I am sad because I got whacked. This sadness turns to anger and then to rage. I become so mad that steam begins escaping from my ears. My rage coalesces into a giant fireball floating in the air in front of me. I throw it at @NerdSandwich and pick up the Sandwich from the ashes.
  17. Unintelligenius
    Vylyt suddenly feels a sharp pain in her chest and falls to the ground, unable to move. Her breathing slows, and she realizes she only has moments left before she'll die. @The Great Wyver
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    Bob laughed at how silly the wind looked. Then he stepped forward, placed the magical necklace on the body, and waited to see what would happen. @Verdance
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    "I dunno," Bob said, "Maybe try to make a wind body... No thats stupid." Bob suddenly had another idea and got right to work folding papers. After a few minutes, he had a life-sized paper body that stood on its own. "Now just go into the paper body as I put the necklace on."
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    "Dagnabbit, that didn't work," Bob mutters to himself. How else was he going to defeat the wind if he couldn't even trap it? Bob looks at the magical necklace in awe. This could be exactly what he needed. He turned to the wind. "So... want to put this pretty necklace on?"
  21. Unintelligenius
    Which are soon devoured by the legion of rebel hamsters.
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    not sure Bob is just trying to defeat the wind, so i guess it is a quest
  23. Unintelligenius
    "Okay. How?" Bob thinks. He continues to hold the plastic container towards the wind. @Through The Living Glass
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    "Ohhh....." Bob stands silently for a second and then cocks his head to the side in confusion. "And just how would I do that?"
  25. Unintelligenius
    The stormtroopers at the front of 'a galaxy far, far away......' spot you stealing the Sandwich and quickly intervene. They give me back the Sandwich and bring you to Darth Vader.
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