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    I put out the fire and add a couple of life sentences to your prison time for arson, damages, and because why not.
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    @Through The Living Ash
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    But just because its own perception of itself has been broken doesn't make the part that still exists stop existing. As stated, the Stick was "both existing and not existing"; therefore, the part of the Stick that was not existing would disappear, and the part that was existing would stay. Yes, its self-perception might be broken, but that doesn't automatically make it disappear. I rest my case.
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    So sad that he goes on a rampage and steals the Sandwich and then throws it in a fit, and it just happens to coincidentally land in my waiting hands.
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    I wipe your memory. I hunt you down and imprison you in a pool's prison because you aren't allowed to quit being a lifeguard.
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    I starting chattin it up with the gaurd and he realized that I have a "Get Out of Jail Free" card. I hand it to him, and he immediately lets me go. As head of the gaurd I accept your application to be a gaurd. Unfortunately, I do not have the proper authority to accept other applications, so I tell you that you'll have to go to someone else for that. You start as a normal lifegaurd and if you prove yourself, you have the chance to climb the ranks and become a prison guard.
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    All of them, you only really know about them if you've been in them or if you've been a gaurd for one, though it's a very selective, strenuous, and sought-after position. (to be a gaurd not a prisoner, to clarify) Being the owner of the shark when it returns to me I pat it on the head, point at you the shark hops back over to you.
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    I, having been at a swimming pool when you ran up and stole the Sandwich, point out that you are not allowed to run. The lifeguard blows their whistle and you have no choice but to relinquish the Sandwich as you are carried off to prison.
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    I play some bagpipes and leave all your jaws dropped. Then I summon the shark from JAWS and drop him on you, and he eats you. I stick my hand down the shark's throat, grab the Sandwich, and walk away.
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    Rayer feels proud of his frontflip. It had been really sick. After all, it had been cooler than Jemms' frontflip. Rayer hypes himself up and decides to send a backflip. Halfway through said backflip he realizes that he doesn't know how to do a backflip. Rayer lands on his head and dies. @Through The Living KSauce
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    Yep it totally is....
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    Caerin falls down and hits her head on a rock. She gets up again, dazed, and continues forward. But then falls over and dies. @Lotus Blossom
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    I jump in an embarrassingly scared way. Then I start a petition that the owner of the Sandwich should be decided by a vote. Also the petition says in very fine print that my vote is worth 1 million votes and I also get veto power.
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    I dodge the implosion and laugh at you, and then realize I don't have the Sandwich anymore. I am now quite sad. I run off to find Jerome, but on my way, I stumble into Sandwich, which is just lying around. I look up and see the bald dragon burning in the sun. Well, he shoulda known better. I pick up the Sandwich and again go to find Jerome
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    ohuhohuhohuohuoh good morning
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    Bob shouted in pain as a sense of hatred overcame him, stronger than anything he had felt before in his life. But it wasn't his anger, he knew that. He pushed back against the anger and began fidgeting with a piece of paper, subconsciously forming a paper crane. He tried to combat the anger by remembering all the good times he had had with origami. The feeling of freedom. Then came the pain. Horrible, excruciating pain. Bob collapsed to the ground. All he could focus on was trying to fight off whatever was in his mind. He clenched his fists and made one last effort to push it from him. Bob barely noticed that she was off the ground. All he could focus on was the pain and the hate, and not letting it overcome him.
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    I don't explode because I am exploding proof then take the Sandwich from the now exploded @NerdSandwich.
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    actually
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    The hidey hole, being an impregnable hidey hole and also being deeper than the cement you have, is not filled. I yoink the Sandwich back from @NerdSandwich after quickly kicking her off to the moon and put the Sandwich in my most secure safe in the hidey hole.
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    "Yeah, you know, try lifting yourself up with the wind. And then you can control where you go, and it will feel like being the wind again." Bob pushed back with all his might as his body began to go numb. He didn't know what was happening to himself or who was doing it to him, all he knew was that he could not let it happen.
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    navigation
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    "But this is totally different. Killing a force of nature versus murdering a human. And a child no less, this changes things," Bob thought. Bob looked down and sighed. "Well lets see... What if you try to make yourself fly, then you can feel more like yourself again?"
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    I grab the Sandwich when everyone happens to be blinking at the same split second, so not a single person even notices that I took the Sandwich. I laugh in glee and hide in a hidey hole.
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