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  1. Unintelligenius
    While waiting for @VieB13's opening statement I send out a robot dog that takes the Sandwich and brings it to me.
  2. Unintelligenius
    I mean he kinda is so....
  3. Unintelligenius
    Me? time travel? no you mustve got the wrong guy.... also what year is it again???? TPBM can do a handstand for more then 30 seconds.
  4. Unintelligenius
    Granted. You can do anything you want whenever you want to, after waiting a year now instead of a month. I wish for my food to cook faster, but for it not to burn and have it be completely normal, but just done sooner.
  5. Unintelligenius
    Sorry Lopen, but Wayne is just better
  6. Unintelligenius
    I have! twas delicious!!! tpbm is allergic to grass
  7. Unintelligenius
    I pull out a video of it all, because Jerome was filming the whole time. I say, "You could either give me the million or the Sandwich, your choice. But the ten years in prison are non-negotiable."
  8. Unintelligenius
    I stand up and began to speak very dramatically and truthfully to the court, "First off, the defendant, @VieB13, is guilty of breaking and entering. She broke into my Chull Mobile 3000 and hotwired it. Then she drove off and, in doing so, stole the vehicle. But this isn't all, she also left me in a cloud of dust, and as a result, I needed lung surgery and have taken an emotional toll that I will never recover from. We ask the honorable judge Bartholomew to find the defendant guilty of breaking and entering, burglary, and emotional damage, and charge her with ten years in a federal prison and fine her $1,000,000 for damages and medical bills."
  9. Unintelligenius
    yep, im about to finsih the hero of ages... for i think the 19th time tpbm only reads brandon sanderson books
  10. Unintelligenius
    I accept Batholomew as the judge and slide him a $20 to help me out. @VieB13 gets arrested and taken to the courthouse where I am at the prosecution stand and the honorable judge Bartholomew presides.
  11. Unintelligenius
    I don't have a list I just cycle through all of brandons books again and again tpbm has no spice tolerance
  12. Unintelligenius
    yepee!!!
  13. Unintelligenius
    on the shard a couple of times a day, except Sundays
  14. Unintelligenius
    I would happily be a GM if that works, though I've never done it before
  15. Unintelligenius
    I cough in the dust. Then I take you to court for emotional damage.
  16. Unintelligenius
    you can never drink to much rootbeer tpbm is from mars
  17. Unintelligenius
    no, but that would be cool. tpbm has won an award for something when they didn't expect to.
  18. Unintelligenius
    I hop in my Chull-mobile 3000 and follow you to prehistoric eras. I then learn how to speak T-Rexies and then politely ask the one you hired for the Sandwich. The T-Rex is so surprised that I know its language that he graciously hands it over.
  19. Unintelligenius
    I wait 1000000000 years and then am generously gifted the Sandwich.
  20. Unintelligenius
    I reach inner peace and start handing out pamphlets that we shouldn't fight over anything, even the Sandwich, hoping that the whole world will become nice, and then, because everyone is so generous, I will eventually be given the Sandwich as a gift.
  21. Unintelligenius
    Yeah it is both morally and ethically wrong if you don't like pineapple on pizza. No it's like putting pineapple on pizza, soup and pizza are almost complete opposites, so it's nothing like that. its like having chicken and waffles, something sweet with something slightly savory.
  22. Unintelligenius
    Granted. But it comes with no lead and no lead can be put into it and it can't be used to write anything. I wish for some hot cocoa.
  23. Unintelligenius
    Ha! You didn't even notice that the one I was talking about was a fake, and I was just distracting you as I slipped another one into your pocket. Now that you are far away from me, I press a button and you blow up. Then I wander over and pick up the Sandwich from the debris.
  24. Unintelligenius
    No, I'm pretty sure pineapple pizza is a thing; it's not just a flat pie. And it is delicious!!!!
  25. Unintelligenius
    I let you take it because you didn't notice the bomb I ducktaped to the bottom.
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