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  1. Unintelligenius
    I take the Sandwich from @YouCantHaveMySandwich and then run and hide in a hidey hole.
  2. Unintelligenius
    Jerome whacks you for your blasphemous actions. I grab the Sandwich from @YouCantHaveMySandwich's hands as she is being tackled by the fish.
  3. Unintelligenius
    I make gravity existent for you and then turn off your teleporting abilities because that's way too powerful. I then grab the Sandwich and hide behind a nearby tree.
  4. Unintelligenius
    I then shove you into the Maw 5, and you disappear. Then I realize you still have the Sandwich, so I dive in after you.
  5. Unintelligenius
    Definitely Way of Kings. What color are your bones?
  6. Unintelligenius
    whats your favorite color? why? what color are your bones? why?
  7. Unintelligenius
    I dig to the core of the planet that I am on to hide myself further, which planet no one knows its whereabouts or how to get to.
  8. Unintelligenius
    I hire Shallan to steal it back and give it to me in exchange for a loaf a bread. She steals it easily and I hide away on a different planet.
  9. Unintelligenius
    You are now bound to the rosharan system and cannot leave so I yoink the Sandwich and hop on over to Scadrial where you can't follow.
  10. Unintelligenius
    I catch you and grab the Sandwich and then push you into the frying pan black hole.
  11. Unintelligenius
    I find your super secret base after hours of searching and pick the lock on the front door and then wander in.
  12. Unintelligenius
    I sigh, give @YouCantHaveMySandwich her stolen hand, and then take the Sandwich as payment for returning her hand.
  13. Unintelligenius
    While you, Clone, and Trout are busy I slip by in my spaceships, yoink the Sandwich, and speed off to a galaxy far far away.
  14. Unintelligenius
    I am scared. So scared that I go and steal the Sandwich to cope with my scaredness.
  15. Unintelligenius
    I steal the Sandwich from you and bonk you on the head and then throw a nuke at you because stealing is bad. I give you the Sandwich because I feel bad that you were robbed.
  16. Unintelligenius
    I climb the wall and find Jerome atop it with his army of wild monkeys. We all attack you until your atium runs out and then we take the Sandwich and run.
  17. Unintelligenius
    While no one was looking, I had shrunk myself down and grabbed onto the Sandwich. I now shoot myself with my unshrink gun and I go back to normal size and lash myself away from @Ink and Embers with Sandwich in hand.
  18. Unintelligenius
    I yell, "that's not very nice" and you feel bad so you hand me the Sandwich as you go apologize to Sequence. When you come back I'm gone.
  19. Unintelligenius
    Granted, but when you wipe your memories of a book you also wipe all your memories so you forget everything, including how to read. I wish for some water.
  20. Unintelligenius
    I roll over and happen to land on your soulcaster that you accidentally left behind. I soulcast myself back into being a human and then chase after you.
  21. Unintelligenius
    I sigh and soulcast you back into being human because I'm feeling gracious, then I wander off with the Sandwich to find Jerome again.
  22. Unintelligenius
    I soulcast you back into a human and then take the Sandwich from @Booknewt and soulcast her into a cushion.
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  24. Unintelligenius
    I take the Sandwich, shot chatgpt and a chess board, and then run off.
  25. Unintelligenius
    I soulcast you into a cushion and grab the Sandwich and then walk off.
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