The Paradoxical Phenomenon

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This poor girl in my study hall just inhaled water and has been coughing (trying to be quiet) for the past five minutes. I've never related to somebody more in my entire life. 

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Welcome to the Shard!

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I know you can't respond yet but hiiiiiiiiii :))

Love you sis

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I hate being short (part two!!!)

Guyssss XDDD I’m dying…

So y’know how at school assemblies, people throw out shirts? One was thrown right at me…like right at me. But I was sitting next to my friend who’s about 1 1/2 feet taller than me, and he reached out and just grabbed it because tall people can do that  

(I’m not mad it was actually so funny…short people problems lollll)

Oh, and I found out there’s a kid at my school who’s 7’1”. No joke. It’s kind of crazy…

Being short is such a vibe dude

OH OH OH ALSO Another Op’nin Another Show is a fantastic song :))

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

I know you can't respond yet but hiiiiiiiiii :))

Love you sis

Recruiting for another Hunger Games impartial moderator; lmk if you’re interested 

I hate being short (part two!!!)

Guyssss XDDD I’m dying…

So y’know how at school assemblies, people throw out shirts? One was thrown right at me…like right at me. But I was sitting next to my friend who’s about 1 1/2 feet taller than me, and he reached out and just grabbed it because tall people can do that  

(I’m not mad it was actually so funny…short people problems lollll)

Oh, and I found out there’s a kid at my school who’s 7’1”. No joke. It’s kind of crazy…

Being short is such a vibe dude

OH OH OH ALSO Another Op’nin Another Show is a fantastic song :))

I hate being short (part two!!!)

Guyssss XDDD I’m dying…

So y’know how at school assemblies, people throw out shirts? One was thrown right at me…like right at me. But I was sitting next to my friend who’s about 1 1/2 feet taller than me, and he reached out and just grabbed it because tall people can do that  

(I’m not mad it was actually so funny…short people problems lollll)

Oh, and I found out there’s a kid at my school who’s 7’1”. No joke. It’s kind of crazy…

Being short is such a vibe dude

OH OH OH ALSO Another Op’nin Another Show is a fantastic song :))

I hate being short (part two!!!)

Guyssss XDDD I’m dying…

So y’know how at school assemblies, people throw out shirts? One was thrown right at me…like right at me. But I was sitting next to my friend who’s about 1 1/2 feet taller than me, and he reached out and just grabbed it because tall people can do that  

(I’m not mad it was actually so funny…short people problems lollll)

Oh, and I found out there’s a kid at my school who’s 7’1”. No joke. It’s kind of crazy…

Being short is such a vibe dude

OH OH OH ALSO Another Op’nin Another Show is a fantastic song :))

I hate being short (part two!!!)

Guyssss XDDD I’m dying…

So y’know how at school assemblies, people throw out shirts? One was thrown right at me…like right at me. But I was sitting next to my friend who’s about 1 1/2 feet taller than me, and he reached out and just grabbed it because tall people can do that  

(I’m not mad it was actually so funny…short people problems lollll)

Oh, and I found out there’s a kid at my school who’s 7’1”. No joke. It’s kind of crazy…

Being short is such a vibe dude

OH OH OH ALSO Another Op’nin Another Show is a fantastic song :))

I hate being short (part two!!!)

Guyssss XDDD I’m dying…

So y’know how at school assemblies, people throw out shirts? One was thrown right at me…like right at me. But I was sitting next to my friend who’s about 1 1/2 feet taller than me, and he reached out and just grabbed it because tall people can do that  

(I’m not mad it was actually so funny…short people problems lollll)

Oh, and I found out there’s a kid at my school who’s 7’1”. No joke. It’s kind of crazy…

Being short is such a vibe dude

OH OH OH ALSO Another Op’nin Another Show is a fantastic song :))

Anybody else really want a fully sized golden doodle?

Anybody else really want a fully sized golden doodle?

Anybody else really want a fully sized golden doodle?

getting beaten by spammers in Brawlhalla is ridiculous.

They don't have honor, they don't know how to fight artfully.

The just press and move forward, like what-

No defense, but they just keep hammering offense over and over again... that storming wolf move....

getting beaten by spammers in Brawlhalla is ridiculous.

They don't have honor, they don't know how to fight artfully.

The just press and move forward, like what-

No defense, but they just keep hammering offense over and over again... that storming wolf move....

I am now officially on Braize, rending the skin from Heralds and endlessly torturing them, till I am released to fight for Odium.

 

I just came up with a killer idea for a book.

Prince whatever is brother to a jerk. That jerk, when their parents die, arranges for his brother to be kicked out of the castle and taken far away and used as a servant on some plantation. In the meantime, the prince's fiancé is in grief. Overtime, she and the prince's brother get closer. However, the prince's brother is using the prince's journal to know how to court his brother's wife. They keep getting closer over the years.

We see a montage of the prince trying to escape, but losing hope. Then he finds a way to escape and does so. It takes him a whole adventure where he slowly learns more and more information about what had been happening. He gains a load of friends.

Then, finally, in the climax of the story, he breaks into the castle and arrives during the wedding. He strides into the ballroom where the wedding is taking place. He is unmasked. People gasp. The prince's brother doesn't know why and the bride looks around, trying to see what is happening.

The Prince, with a hand on his sword, proclaimed, "I, Prince [name] of the [name] kingdom have returned." He pauses, watching the horror on his brother's face. "And I will have my vengeance on you, brother, for all your crimes against the Kingdom, my wife and me. You are a usurper and do not deserve the title of 'brother.' I will strike you where you stand, or else you will come down and fight me like a man."

"You are no swordsman! And-"

"Aren't I?" He drew his sword and a collective gasp rose all around him.

"It... it can't be..." the prince's brother said determinedly, drawing his own sword. "You... you are..."

"Yes, brother," the Prince said, striding forward, cape drifting from his shoulders to the ground. "I'm the one who's been wrecking your ports. I'm the one who's been branding his blade into the bodies of your army captains and sending them back to you with their heads in baskets. I am the one who's been wreaking havoc to your ports. I intend to do the same to you, fair brother." He looked around at the dumbfounded faces. "Oh, did he not tell you?"

The prince's brother was sputtering now, rising from his seat, "I will not have this in my court!"

"Then let us fight," the Prince said, sword held at his side. "Or shall I fulfill my offer and slit your neck. I would not like to do so, for I see that my wife's wedding dressed would be stained by your filthy blood right next to you."

"You dare-"

"I dare."

"Then we shall fight!" The false prince stepped down from the throne, advancing forward aristocratically. "I should've known that all the guards in the world wouldn't stop you."

"And I should've known you didn't know where to keep your hands, especially in regards to women," the Prince replied, testing a few blows against his brother's defense.

"Why, I'd better-"

"Then do so."

The prince's brother launched a flurry of attacks. With each blow, the Prince blocked with ease, moving back and forth as his brother attempted to advance, but found his way impeded by a brick wall in the form of legwork and a blade.

"I see you have learned well, brother."

 

 

And so on... I may have gotten a little invested there. It's going to basically, if I ever write it, the Princess Bride if Inigo Montoya was the main character combined with the Count of Monte Cristo.

getting beaten by spammers in Brawlhalla is ridiculous.

They don't have honor, they don't know how to fight artfully.

The just press and move forward, like what-

No defense, but they just keep hammering offense over and over again... that storming wolf move....

getting beaten by spammers in Brawlhalla is ridiculous.

They don't have honor, they don't know how to fight artfully.

The just press and move forward, like what-

No defense, but they just keep hammering offense over and over again... that storming wolf move....

I am now officially on Braize, rending the skin from Heralds and endlessly torturing them, till I am released to fight for Odium.