Telrao

HAH! IMAGINE. (notice that I said "male" not boys hehehe. So you're included in the scope of being berated by females, Mr Sir! )

I have not heard of this event You'll have to give me a bit of a description of both characters, and perhaps a bit of information as to what weapons/ magic/ wits you two were using. Oh, and the battlefield. That too! It may end up being just a sketch if you want it more detailed, but we'll see! Thank you so much! I kinda expected he wouldn't quite match, so I focused more on the vibe feel of the piece than anything. I'll try and replace the picture with a higher picture quality soon! (You guys are all so sweet and deserve muffins! *throws muffins* Thank y'all so much!)

We're here again! This time with a commission for the splendid @The Bookwyrm! I was given creative interpretation, so this drawing of Bookwrym probably doesn't match with y'alls imaginations, but we'll see! Here it is: Once again, I apologise for the terrible picture quality. (and for the lack of finesse) Have a wonderful day, Humans! Telrao

THAT IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITES Weee could throwww him in the dungeon We could let him rot in jail We could drag him to the ocean Have him eaten by a whale Ba dum dum dum!

The Clinic: Falling Telrao fell further and further, the ground reaching towards her like the tiger's claws. Then, she felt a spark in her heart, and a thread of Connection came alive, like someone was tugging on it. Then a voice, like a warm ray of sunshine, flooded her mind. Hold on, Telrao. We're here! "Second!" She screamed, the wind tugging at her fur, exposing the scarred skin beneath. The Connection pulled harder, flooding with light until her soul burned with it. The light burst from her chest, exploding into a feline made of pure light. A warm feeling of joy emanated from it, consuming the Tigers and suffocating them with burning compassion. "Not just the Second, my child." The feline of Light said. A net of light gently wrapped around Telrao, slowing her until she was hanging in the air. The net transformed into a small platform, and Telrao lay down, sighing in relief. The Second materialized beside her, smiling. "I felt your plea through our Connection," The Second said, licking her forehead. Telrao felt the connection within her warm, growing stronger. "And we came to help. The others are trying to figure out how to reverse the corruption." He glanced down and winced as the Kaos tigers crashed onto the ground. "It is fortunate we came quickly." Telrao purred, embracing that warmth within her. "It is fortunate indeed." She shook herself, her soft fur growing back and covering the scars. She glanced upward, then bowed before the First. "First of the Therapy Cats," Telrao said, eyes downcast. "We need to assist the humans above. The Pillar of the Clinic is being corrupted, as is..." She winced, "as is my heart. If the Pillar is corrupted completely, I fear that I may also fall." "Child, I knew your fears before you voiced them," the soft voice said, the feline within the light moving closer. "I cannot do much here, as I am restricted by Oaths, but I can give you power... and allow you," She said, "To give others power also. Remember - the Light I give is a crutch, not a sword. It will not be used to fight, but to assist you against the influence of Kaos." A flood of Light entered Telrao, until her eyes glowed white with it. "Thank you, First." She said, dipping her head in respect as the god of the Therapy Cats faded from sight. But Telrao could still feel her there, watching, waiting. She turned to the Second, whose tail twitched slightly. "Are you ready?" She asked, feeling an excitement mounting in her chest. The Second bared his teeth. "I have been waiting for the past two thousand years," he replied lightly, preparing his power. "Of course I am." Telrao scribbled an Aon Tia on the ground, then met his gaze. "Stay close." she said, putting her paw on the Aon. The Second placed his over hers. Then, they disappeared in a flash of light. @The Wandering Wizard

Sir, would you elaborate? Also, on a scale of "ew" to "YUM" would you rate avocado and peanut butter on toast?

*Lifts STICK OF PUNISHMENT* For your heresy, THE STICK SHALL SMITE THEE, @Tani *SMAKKS WITH STICKK*

YES BREAD BREAD BREAD BREAD!!! What do you mean "wasn't great?" That was excellent - the very peak of dough-y poetry! You could say... I loaf it

*confused screaming* "Congratulations! You have successfully captured a lvl 4 Second Youngest Child!"

Oooooo boooootsss I like the boootsss

I third this motion

Oooooo I LOVE THIS THREAD Some ideas: Song (Relates to my real name) Rao (Aons, baby) Ragdoll (CATS) Rael (recent Shard nickname) *happy noises*

*second youngest child appears*

I SHALL NOT LET THIS THREAD DIE SING IT WITH ME!!! "Everybody's got a water buffalo! Yours is fast but mine is slow Where'd we get them, I don't know, But everybody's got a water buffalo OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

*gasp* What kind of waffles? And also... Do these waffles contain wood? *holds the STICK OF PUNISHMENT threateningly*

Me with an Elf Ranger hermit who is a KEEPER OF THE SWARM with a cloud of squirrel spirits, who sniffs and/ or licks everything to use her skills. Oh, and a hobbit Barbarian that I used in a one-shot. Twas extremely entertaining!

Telrao fell, the ground approaching quickly. She howled and managed to right herself in the air, legs spread, trying to slow her speed. She cringed as the Kaos tigers lashed at her, claws almost grazing her fur. She yelped as one managed to whack her side, causing a flash of blinding pain. Her Elantrian body managed to quell that pain, but tears still sprang to her eyes. She stared at the ground, as it grew closer... closer. She closed her eyes and sent a small plea. Help. Please. @The Wandering Wizard The Therapy Cat Islands The Second stood on his desk, studying that strange, evil power. He frowned, then studied the connection again, jotting down a couple of notes. As he worked, he felt, more than heard, a small cry. Help. Please. He shook his head, then frowned again. He glanced at the wall where a series a vials stood, each holding a small amount of light. The seventh in line had a small squiggle of the dark power threading in it. Kaos. Telrao. The Second picked up the vial with a small thread of power and spun on the spot, appearing in the Third's Sanctum. "Third." He said, padding over to where the Third worked, standing in human form and testing a small sample of Kaos power. The Fourth sat on the desk next to him, contemplative. The Third jolted and turned, kneeling to get eye level with the Second. "What is it?" He asked, morphing into his feline form. "The Seventh is in trouble." "Telrao is in trouble." The Third replied, twitching his tail. "She is no longer part of our order, Second." "She is still connected to us!" The Second replied, his ears back. "Did you hear her call?" The Fourth's brow crinkled. "I heard her," She said, jumping off of the desk. "And we should help her, even if she isn't one of us." She glared at the Third. "She was our friend." The Second nodded, then showed the Third and Fourth the vial of light with a strand of Kaos. The Fourth gasped softly. "Does that mean she -" "Is being corrupted? Yes, Fourth. She is." The Second turned, preparing to teleport. "I am going to the First. If she does not go, I shall." "But... you may be corrupted too." The Fourth replied, jumping in front of him, eyes wide, ears twitching. "Then so be it." The Second replied fatalistically. "Some other shall take my place. I'm going." The room suddenly filled with light. "Or... not." The Second said, his irises narrowing to adjust to the light. He bowed. "First. I see you heard me." "I heard the Seventh call for help. I, of course, you." The being within the light shifted, and the light dimmed slightly, allowing the to see the pure white cat within. "I do not wish for you to go alone, Second. It is not right. You are next in line for Inheritance." "First," The Second said, his tail twitching respectfully. "I... want to help her." "And so you shall. Come with me."

PRAISE BE TO THE ONE TRUE STICK

This sentence is suitable disturbing. I'm pretty sure Fadran didn't stutter.

AHHHHH SO COOL SYN WOWW!!! *EXCITED SCREAMING*

THE STICK SHALL BEQUEATH BLESSINGS UPON THE MOST LOYAL STICKS AND PUNISH THOSE WHO DEFY THE STICK!!!

We girls come on here to berate you males about things, and you males complain about things males complain about! And then you males invade our thread, and we berate you there! Simple

Telrao shakes her head and settles onto the ground, snatching a cup of tea and plopping in a couple pieces of ice. She sniffs it, then grins. "Tea-l me about it, Silho. The only joy on this world on Pringles crumbs are totally not hemalurgically spiked cookies!"

Telrao grinned, then munched another cookie, wincing again. "Life is a pile of Pringles crumbs. Small ones, large ones, salty ones, plain ones..."