Telrao

*regrows the scudding planet* *grows purple chicken nuggies into baby purple chickens* *finds a kitten and gives it to Ranryu*

My brain is so dead right now I just used up my last braincell and it's MONDAY hhhahahahaa *SNIFFS* Have some incorrect quotes! @Shining Silhouette @The Wandering Wizard @The Aspiring Archivist @CalanoCorvus @Ranryu @That1Cellist @Kajsa :) and @The Halcyon Girl (we miss you!)

The Clinic: The Roof Telrao glanced up and smiled at X and Matra. "Well done, humans." She said, her eyes glowing brightly with a white light. She padded towards them, then closed her eyes and touched both of them in turn, infusing them with some of the power thrumming inside of her. The two felt a warm glow flood through their veins, before it settled cosily around their souls. "This power," She said, "will help protect you against corruption. It will not be used to power your abilities," She purred and smiled at Matra. "You already have Light for that." Just then, two humans in combat gear limped over, followed by three more dragging a young man between them. "Telrao!" Hav said, laying Lyna gently on the ground. She groaned and curled up into a ball, whispering. "She breathed in black smoke... and I..." "Ma'am!" Vic said, shoving Edmund [@Shining Silhouette] in front of her. "We found this person hanging around, the battlefield. Who-" "Just a moment. Everyone get close." Telrao said as she began to draw an Aon Edo on the ground. A bubble made of white light sprung up around them, preventing the K-tigers from attacking anyone. She turned to the Second, then gestured to Lyna. "What do you think?" The Second padded to Lyna and lay a paw on her forehead, inhaling sharply as he saw a dark thread connecting Lyna to the partially korrupted pillar. "She's... been infected by Kaos." He said softly. He prodded at the thread and found that it gave a little. "But only weakly. She should be fine if we infuse her now..." Without another word, Telrao placed her paw against Lyna's chest and released a burst of power. "There." She said, backing away a little. Lyna coughed and sputtered, then sat up. "Woah!" She exclaimed. "What the storms was that?" She rubbed her head, then groaned. "Scud, my head hurts." Telrao smiled at Lyna, then drew a small Aon Omi. It released a muted light that, when it touched anyone, released a calm feeling, negating any fear or anger. Lyna sighed and lay her head back onto the ground. Telrao then turned to Edmund. "And who are you?" She asked. @Shadowed @xinoehp512

HA! YES!!! TAKE MY REP

I agree! (My favourite one's like: woman: I bet he's cheating on me. Man: If someone was to drop a piece of bread on opposite sides of the planet, would the earth be a sandwich?)

Adroarble indeed! >:)

*grins mischievously* It's a sloth kitten. Look it up - there are hundreds of them plaguing the internet and it's hilarious!

*cough* You will notice that a female started this wonderful chaos, sir! Here's a wonderful being to add to said chaos:

*grows a new forest on the other side of the planet* *regrows the scudding ozone layer*

*grows a forest of trees and slippery slips around Ranryu's attacks*

AHHHH I LOST IT AGAIN I WENT FOR A WEEK WHY??? *confused screaming*

YAH EDGEDANCERS FOR DA WIN *slippery slip slap* *grows a tree spontaneously* *eats fruit* Yup, Edgedancers are awesome!

*wheezes* These *wheeze* are TOO FUNNY. *dies of laughter* The one where Calano throws Silho across the table is my favourite. I just... why? (And yes, I would edit a Wikipedia article. Why do you ask?)

Hello there, Human. How are you today? Question time! On a scale of: YES JAZZ! to *EXPLODES IN EXCITEMENT* YES JAZZ!!! would you rate your emotions regarding the musical genre of jazz? Would you ever accept a totally unsuspicious delicious cookie if someone in a dark alley gave it to you? What is your most favourite shade of blue? What is the worst pun you have ever made? Have you ever broken someone's metaphorical or physical funny bone? Would doing so be on your bucket list? And finally... What would you do if someone gave you a box of kittens along with a lifetime's supply of antihistamines?

Maybe Hm. *scribbles in notepad* Interesting.

Cin, this is a very important question. You'd better answer it well, my friend. *rubs hands* What would you do... if someone gave you a box of adorable kittens?

The slightly tipsy cat tottered over to the jar of root and dunked her face into it, blepping the brown liquid happily. "Thatshh reall goood," She slurred, her muzzle now soaked in Root. "Shummm.... good rooot."

"SQUEAKY! SQUEAKY NO! COME BACK!! SQUEAKY!!"

*single pringle sidles in* Wussup not Single Pringles? What's it like, not being a single pringle? Do y'all every get seasick? *Dabs and leaves*

Wha - why? Oh OH Yeah, that makes sense, actually. But she asked the STICK for permission! She was being polite to the STICK... *places STICK OF PUNISHMENT on a velvet cushion in the Devotary of the Stick* Oh great STICK! Give us your wisdom on this matter!

Oh, it was quite entertaining! (*me who is a sucker for gallows humour*)

*rubs hands* *nefarious laughter*

The Clinic: The Roof Telrao and The Second appeared on the roof, thrumming with power, both glowing with Light. Telrao immediately spotted X and Matra's predicament and growled softly. "How do you feel about fighting dragons, Second?" Telrao asked, pointing. She squinted and saw X inside the dragon's mouth, shields around him and preventing its mouth from closing. The Second's lips curled back. "Enthusiastic, with a side of trepidation." He replied, a small shimmering field of energy forming around his lithe feline form. "Shall we?" Telrao nodded and scribbled another Aon Tia on the ground. "Absolutely." She replied as they both placed their paws on the Aon, disappearing and reappearing in a flash of light nearby the dragon-kaos-thing. Telrao began to scribble some Aon Ehes in the air, but the Second quickly stopped her. "You will kill them if you do that." He said. Then, he reached out with his senses and touched their Connection. Telrao's eyes widened. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" He asked, baring his teeth at some nearby Kaos tigers. "Probably." Telrao replied. She drew a large Aon Edo on the ground, adding multiple modifiers as the Second used his Connection to touch the Aon spiritually, bracing it. When Telrao finished, he picked up the Aon with his spirit and shoved it towards X and Matra. The shield of pure white light meshed with X's shields, bracing it and pushing back against the dragon's jaws. @The Wandering Wizard @xinoehp512 @Shadowed

*blustering* But puns are supposed to be unexpected! If they weren't, you'd bread that I would make one