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  1. Hey y'all!

    So... you may have been wondering why I've disappeared for a few days...

    Yeah the Shard's blocked at home and I have been banned. Wheee

    Therefore, this is the last post I'm gonna make on here for a while. So I would like to say thank you!

    Thank you all for your support in my art and my writing - it has really meant a lot, and has helped me grow and improve!

    Thank you for being such an awesome community! It has been a joy to hang out with y'all and cause cHaOs.

    I apologize to y'all in the RP's and Sanderson Elim games - @The Wandering Wizard, you have full permission to do whatever you like with Telrao. She is yours now.

    It has truly been a delight and an honor to be with y'all! Until we next meet:

    May the sun shine upon your face
    The wind be at your back
    The path lead you to whatever place

    That brings you the joy you lack

    I LOVE you all, and hope our paths shall meet again! Blessings
    - Telrao *throws infinite muffins*

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    2. Immortal Platypus

      Immortal Platypus

      WE LOVE YOU TO TELRAO!!!!!!!!!

    3. Immortal Platypus

      Immortal Platypus

      oh. Wiz already said that. oh well :P and i used the wrong "too." DANG IT!

    4. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Oh dang

      Farewell, Telrao! Till we meet again!

  2. Welp, I'm back, y'all!

    I had an epic 3 days on youth camp! I drove (at the wheel, ofc) down to Phillip Island. We hung out a bit, then did a Great Race around Cowes (in Phillip Island). One of the items was to bring back a live seagull, and if you did, you won youth camp (no teams managed it, but we were so close).

    Anyhow, we had several bible study sessions throughout the three days, looking at the Story of God - from Creation, the Fall, to Redemption and the Promise. It was pretty good!

    I got buried up to my neck in sand and was turned into a sand sculpture - so that was great! I also turned into a five year old at the beach before that and was running around like a maniac. Excellent times!

    On the last day we went to a highropes course - which was epiccc!! Why do humans enjoy almost killing ourselves so much? Anyhow, got to help a couple of friends conquer their fear of heights - so that was awesome!

    So yeee! 'Twas an epic trip, had a lotta fun, learned a bit about God, and got to hang out with friends! Woot!

    Have a wonderful day, everyone!

    - Telrao *throws muffins*

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    2. Telrao

      Telrao

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      That sounds like a lot of fun!!! :D

      Welcome back Telrao!

      *Throws some muffins in return

      'Twas! Thank you! *catches muffins*

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      *chucks a muffin*

      hiiiiiiiiiii

      Hiiiiii!! *adds muffins to stack*

    3. Immortal Platypus

      Immortal Platypus

      That sounds awesome!

    4. Shining Silhouette
  3. So funny thing happened

    I went driving for the first time in several weeks - which is fun!

    It also happened to be SUPER RAINY! Like, it could compete with London rain, it was that bad. Funny thing, it was also my first time driving in the wet. Yay.

    I managed not to die, but SOME PERSON pulled out RIGHT IN FRONT OF US as we were driving at 80kph

    In the wet

    I had to slam on the brakes and swerve into the other lane to avoid t-boning them. Fortunately, there were no cars in the other lane but STILL

    PEOPLE THESE DAYS AHHHHHHH

    Oh yeah, I'm over halfway though The Shadow Rising! And AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    I also wrote another poem just then... so yeee apologies in advance *wince*

    Spoiler

    Dreaming

    With a light touch, as a feather
    white and clean, bright and soft
    sweet and smooth, eyes open
    to a world full of light.

    Warm impressions caress,
    thoughts spin like pinwheels.
    I see so clearly here and yet
    all is fuzzy, indistinct.

    Drifting, like a leaf on the breeze
    Hither and thither, this way and that
    Thought to thought, memory to memory.
    Reality seems distant, within hand’s reach.

    The sky is blue, now purple, now pink
    Shifting colours that blend
    Like watercolour, delicate and soft
    Bright and vibrant, life-filled.

    Light fades to grey, bleeding
    darker, deeper, darker, deeper
    I’m falling, falling, falling
    down and down and deeper.

    Blackness surrounds, slips
    closer, creeping and salivating.
    Fangs, sharp eyes glittering, claws
    tearing at my heart, my mind, my soul.

    Fears, doubts, voices
    Scream, howl, quarrel-
    My own voice, screaming
    As the water closes over me and-

    With a breath, I jolt awake
    The nightmare now a cold sweat.
    I breathe slowly, sit back,
    Watching the sunlight grow.

    OH OH ANNNDD I'M GOING TO YOUTH CAMP ON WEDNESDAY

    WHICH IS GONNA BE FUN

    WE'RE GONNA LIKE BE ON THE BEACH AND MADE SAND SCULPTURES IF THE WEATHER DOESN'T GO APOCOLYPTIC BUT Y'KNOW IT'S FUN ANYHOW

    SO YEAH

    HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY, GUYS!!

    - Telrao *throws muffins*

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    2. Immortal Platypus

      Immortal Platypus

      AAAHHH *dodges muffins except one* *eats the one*

      Have fun!

    3. Telrao

      Telrao

      :D Thanks, y'all! I'm doing some "homework" rn so that I can hang out with y'all - I leave tomorrow!

    4. The Wandering Wizard
  4. HEPPY BURFDAY FROM AUSTRALIAAAA!!!!

    *throws confetti and muffins*

    1. shortcake

      shortcake

      *screams* AHHHHH TYSMMM!!

  5. Hey, y'all!

    I finished The Dragon Reborn yesterday and duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude that was SO AWESOME AHHH

    I'm now about 1/4 of the way through the Shadows Rising... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEMSYEMS *excited noises*

    I also wrote a slam poem randomly... 'cause why not.

    It's pretty... chaotic? Is that the right word? In case you're wondering: Yes, I am fine. I am mentally stable, so please don't be concerned with what I wrote!

    It's quite long, has not been edited, and is in a very very rough format. So apologies in advance!

    Spoiler

    Within Me

    My body is taut with emotions.
    Colours flash across my vision,
    Roiling red and yellow, orange and violet.
    Thoughts snap at each other like hounds
    Chasing each other around my brain.
    I fight to control them, to chain them

    But they slip away, screaming, howling,
    Fighting a war inside my mind.
    When will they stop? Stop clawing at my brain?
    I can feel a pressure building in my temples.
    I press my hands to the sides of my head
    But it does not help.

    A soft voice asks if I’m okay,
    A different one screams anger and fury.
    So many voices, so many emotions
    So many impressions, crowding together.
    It’s getting harder to breathe.
    Nothing is helping.

    One part of me screams to run
    Another to face it and fight.
    The two sides quarrel and argue
    Push and shove, yell and shout,
    As I stand there, frozen.
    This does not help at all.

    I open my mouth to plead
    Scream, shout, whisper, anything
    But no noise emerges but a croak.
    A drop in the sea of words,
    An incoherent murmur I cannot understand.
    It… it doesn’t… help…

    The voices reach their climax
    A deafening cacophony of chaos
    A whirlwind of impressions,
    memories and thoughts and colours
    Howling for my attention.
    Inside, I scream with them.

    “Listen! Why don’t you listen?
    Speak! Speak up! We can’t hear you!
    Why don’t you run! Flee! Flee!
    Fool, stand and fight! You are a woman!
    Grow up and stop blubbering!”
    This. Does. Not. Help.

    Then, just like that, all is silent.
    I strain my ears, blink,
    And breathe a ragged breath.
    In the silence, I hear a whisper
    A voice different from all the others.
    “Hold on,” It hums, “You’ll be okay.”

    I take another breath
    Feeling a warm, peaceful glow from that voice
    The warmth grows, flowing throughout my body,
    Washing away the stress, the anger, the doubt
    And I feel a strength, if faint, fill my soul.
    A peace beyond understanding, glimmering
    Softly, a hopeful murmur

    Within me.

    Thanks y'all for being such wonderful people! Have a wonderful day!

    - Telrao *throws muffins*

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    2. Telrao

      Telrao

      Thankoo! (Now 1/3 of the way through The Shadows Rising *screaming*)

    3. Edema Rue

      Edema Rue

      I'll scream with you as needed :D

    4. The Wandering Wizard

      The Wandering Wizard

      I shall as well, screaming is fun :D

  6. Thanks for the follow, mate! Another warm welcome to the Shard :D 

  7. Hey y'all! Random stuff cuz why not

    I sang backup vocals for the Easter Sunday service this morning - and I didn't get nervous! Like, at all! So that was awesome :D 

    Finished book two of the Wheel of Time! The Great Hunt was SO GOOOD but not as good as The Eye of the World... but I've just started The Dragon Reborn, so we'll see what happens :P Also panicked because I realised the books I borrowed aren't gonna last the two weeks of holidays so... haaaaaa

    Vitamin Sea by Owl City makes me so happy! Here it is:

    (Owl City is my therapy I LOVE his music)

    Spoiler

     

    I also baked some Resurrection scrolls! They were very yummy... and also had some apple pie... mmmm

    ANYWAY

    Happy Easter, everybody! He is Risen!

    - Telrao *throws hot cross buns*

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    2. The Paradoxical Phenomenon

      The Paradoxical Phenomenon

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      *flashbacks to when I read all of Mistborn in 2 weeks* uhhhh

      I did that too!

    3. Cinnamon

      Cinnamon

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      *flashbacks to when I read all of Mistborn in 2 weeks* uhhhh

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       did that too!

      Me three!

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      I think you're sane :P

      Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe… 

      no :P

    4. Hutch

      Hutch

      Christos aenesti

      Well done, singing in public is definitely nothing to be afraid of.

  8. HEPPY AUSTRALIAN BOIFDAY!!

    YOU'RE AMAZING, MAGICIAN!!!

    1. J. Magi

      J. Magi

      Thank you!! I've never had an Australian birthday before!!!

      Im so late

  9. Welp, it finally happened, folks!

    I've reached 1,000 posts! Yayyyy

    In celebration, I have released the two prologues of a book I'm writing! Just be warned, they're not as... cheerful as my other stories :/

    Here's the link to the page, and sit back (or forward) and enjoy!

    You guys are so wonderful, and I just want to thank y'all for being so supportive of my writing and art! It has been so inspiring and really, really means a lot to me. This community is such an amazing place, and every day I am thankful for your cheerful posts and conversations - it's helped so, so much!

    Have a wonderful holiday, folks! Happy Easter and a blessed week to you all!

    - Telrao *throws an avalanche of muffins*

    1. The Paradoxical Phenomenon

      The Paradoxical Phenomenon

      Congratulations and Happy Easter to you too!

    2. Shining Silhouette
  10. HELLO HUMANS

    Guess whaaaaaaaatttt

    I FINISHED THE EYE OF THE WORLD

    AND OH MY STORMS IT IS SO GOOD yagidsbyuahjknadshjabns

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    I also started The Great Hunt last night and BRO YES

    Alsoalsoalsoalso

    I PICKED UP A FROG THIS MORNING SO YEAH!

    ONE OF THESE BOIS

    Spoiler

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    IT WAS LIKE SLIMY AND SOFT AND SO ADORABLE AHH!!

    Have a wonderful day/night/whatevertime!

    - Telrao

    *throws muffins*

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    2. The cheeseman

      The cheeseman

      YEAHHHH!!!

      *high fives*

      Four is my second favorite, so far. My favorite is The Dragon Reborn because of [spoilers] [spoilers] and [spoilers]

      The Great Hunt and The Dragon Reborn go by REALLY quickly compared to The Shadow Rising. But 4 is still incredible. It's the first book wherein Robert Jordan was really able to show the truly enormous scope of The Wheel of Time.

    3. Telrao

      Telrao

      Ohhhh I am SO looking forward to that! I'll be sure to share my reactions... if I haven't gotten lost in the books, of course!

    4. Shining Silhouette

      Shining Silhouette

      FROG BOIS YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

      AND YAY WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (L) OF TIME

      I LOVE THE EARLY BOOKS YAY

  11. Heyyyyyy update on The Eye of The World

    Guess who stayed up until two AM and is now running on four hours of sleeeeeepppp

    THIS GAL BABY!

    I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW I LOVE THIS BOOK ALREADY

    Currently up to chapter 19 ~ 1/3 of the way through

    6 straight hours of reading

    MAN I LOVE READING

    I'M NEVER SLEEPING AGAIN UNTIL I FINISH THESE BOOKS

    okay I will sleep but ahhhhh

    Anyways, chill night tonight at youth!

    And that means D&D with da bois

    So I am EXTREMELY excited right now :P 

    Alrighty - have a wonderful day, everyone!

    - Telrao! *happy noises*

  12. KIIITYYYYYYYYYYY

    Welcome to the Clan!! *throws muffins*

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    2. Kajsa
    3. The Wandering Wizard

      The Wandering Wizard

      *Offers pumpkin bread*

      *Whispers* I finished more of the poem 

    4. Kajsa

      Kajsa

      *snarfs pumpkin bread and threatens to throw it up on Wiz if he doesn't show me the poem right now*

  13. GUYS

    guysguysguysguysguysguysguysguys

    GUESS WHAT??

    It finally happened: I HAVE BORROWED THE EYE OF THE WORLD!!

    I'm FINALLY going to start reading the Wheel of Time AHHHH

    *excited screaming*

    I have literally waited a decade for this moment

    Finally, after all these years, I shall begin the longest fantasy series I will ever read. 

    I've literally been giggling like a child all morning 'cause I'm so excited what

    I've read the prologue and WOW that sets a fantastic precedent *excitement*

    I am not going to sleep for the next week! Yay!!!

    (Gonna read this in math lol)

    Alright humans! Have a wonderful day/night/whatever time!

    - Telrao

    *throws muffins*

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    2. The Bookwyrm

      The Bookwyrm

      Good luck.

      I got to book Eight.

      See if you can beat that.

    3. Telrao

      Telrao

      Oh, I WILL

      Both my sisters have gotten to like book 10

      So imma BEAT THEM YAHHHH!!!

      (I've got two weeks of holidays coming up)

      (GUESS WHO'S NEVER GONNA LEAVE HER ROOM! asdhbnlansjlkans)

    4. Shining Silhouette
  14. WITTLES

    LOVE

    YOUR

    PFP!!!

    *THROWS MUFFINSSSSThis post has been reported for attempting to skirt the rules***

  15. Welcome to Random Thoughts with Telrao! Your weekly dose of Insanity is here!

    I have figured out what I am going to name my children! (If I ever have any hehe :P)

    Firstborn: Raoden/Sarene

    This is because Elantris was the first Cosmere book I ever read and I LOVE IT SO MUCH!

    Secondborn: Amphisbaena/Spensa

    Amphisbaena (yes I did spell it correctly the first time) is cool and I could call him Amphi. Spensa because SPENSA is an AWESOME name and Spensa herself is a fantastic character!

    Thirdborn: Kaladin/ Lyn

    KALADIN!!! Need I say more? And Lyn because the name is COOL!

    Other names:

    Adolin, Dalinar, Elend/ Shallan, Torena, Marasi

    Any thoughts?

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    2. Edema Rue

      Edema Rue

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      What'd you do if they never do?

      Then Telrao will have failed as a parent.

      (sorry but children must read books)

    3. Telrao

      Telrao

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      What’ll you do when they start reading the cosmere?

      None of the characters I have selected have died (yet) :P 

      I think they will be proud of their names!

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      ... Emergency protocols ...

      ... will be absolutely hilarious...

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      I'm hoping your firstborn is a boy, and your last two are girls

      Honestly, yeah. I want a child named Raoden. Such a cool name!

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      That's a beautiful list!

      Fantastic taste

      *bows* why, thank you! 

      Quote

      What'd you do if they never do?

      Then I will sit them down and force them to read/listen to the books, or play the audio books in their sleep. Even if they are adults :P 

    4. Edema Rue
  16. SHALLAN!

    IS YOUR MEMBER TITLE A QUOTE FROM HHTYD???

    OR AM I GOING INSANE *screaming*

    1. The Wandering Wizard

      The Wandering Wizard

      YOU AREN'T GOING INSANE! IT'S BEEN FOREVER, FAR TOO LONG!

      ...

      Once there were dragons nearly made me cry last night. Just the emotion it brought.

    2. The Wandering Wizard
    3. S. Stormy

      S. Stormy

      Quote

      IS YOUR MEMBER TITLE A QUOTE FROM HHTYD???

      IT'S ACTUALLY FROM HTTYD!

      YUP!! IT'S A TRULY MAGNIFICENT MOVIE!

  17. I wrote a poem! (wow totally unexpected whoo :P)

    This one's a bit... deeper? Darker? Than the other ones so uh... yee.

    Hope y'all enjoy!

    [Spoilered for length]

    Spoiler

    Hollow Wholeness

    What is this fear, that lingers
    Deep within my heart? I feel
    It building, with cold fingers
    Squeezing my soul, the warmth frail

    And fading in the face of this onslaught.
    Folding in upon myself, crumpled,
    Broken, fearful, angry, distraught,
    Afraid of the pain, I plead

    With the voices in my mind.
    “Stop screaming, stop shouting!”
    They continued to yell, blind,
    To my pain, horror, and suffering.

    When I turn to my friends, hollow
    Comfort is all I receive. “Smile,”
    They say, words oh so shallow,
    “It will all be fine in a while,

    “Don’t whinge,” They scoff,
    “What right have you to complain?”
    They sigh, turn their heads, brush me off,
    Oblivious to my pain.

    I walk in shadow, head bowed
    Beneath the weight of my fears.
    The smiles I give are a shroud
    To hide my weakness and tears.

    Who will help me with my burden?
    Who will lift me from the dirt?
    Who will push back the dark curtain?
    Who will speak comfort to my hurt?

    A distant light on the horizon
    That glimmers and glitters weakly.
    It whispers for me to hold on,
    It will come – it’s what I’m seeking.

    A glimpse of hope among the fear,
    A soft touch in the night,
    A voice that whispers in my ear
    Gentle hope – and wonderful light.

    Have a wonderful day/night/ time! Y'all are awesome!

    ~Telrao

    PS: I almost signed off using my actual name oops :P 

  18. That moment when you realise:

    You've been on the Shard for about 5 months

    And your content count is at 800....

    *slow clap*

    I would like to thank the Community and Roleplay sections... *wheeze*

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    2. Edema Rue

      Edema Rue

      STORMING LIGHT CURSED HOMEWORK

      ...

      I have 10+ hours of overdue homework, I'm choosing to ignore it :D

    3. Robin Sedai

      Robin Sedai

      Oh boooy, I don't blame you

    4. Telrao

      Telrao

      *me casually completing my art folio in Biology on the DAY IT IS DUE*

      Yeahh.... about that....

  19. 777 posts! Whooo!

    Oh boy, the last coupla days have been just a little chaotic - on Friday I had Youth Unite (Loud but wonderful at the end) and had to get up at 6AM to get to a wedding (which had fizzy drinks!). So that was fun!

    So... this week I have a lotta stuff to get done, but I'm thinking of joining a Sanderson Elimination game sometime after next week. If y'all have any suggestions on what kind of game to play ect, I'd be extremely grateful!

    Have a wonderful day humans! Y'all are awesome!!

    - Telrao *throws happiness muffins*

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    2. Telrao

      Telrao

      I have decided to be a spectator for QF56! Imma watch you guys and learn a bit more about this game (despite the fact I read all the rules hehe)

    3. The Wandering Wizard

      The Wandering Wizard

      The next one will be a LG so they can go long, especially if people refuse to murder you :P

      It'll be fun when you join, so that I can turn my black cat powers on you, so that we can abuse our PM powers :P

    4. Telrao

      Telrao

      *gasp* black cat powers! 

      Oooooo that's gonna be so much fun!!! Looking forward to it :D 

  20. KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY

    *excited squealing*

    SO ADORABLE AHHHH

    1. Sequence

      Sequence

      Yours too! The kitties will rule the shard!!

    2. Telrao

      Telrao

      YAHHH!!! KITTIES FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!

  21. GUYSGUYSGUYSGUYS

    GUESS WHAT

    So I was going to borrow The Eye of The World to read it for the first time, and guess what?

    IT'S ON LOAN! SOMEBODY'S READING IT AND I DON'T KNOW WHO BUT I'M EXCITED!!!!!

    Also, there's a Youth Unite on this Friday, and I am SO EXCITED! ALL the youths in my area are getting together, and some of my friends are going and I'm going to meet some of my friends' friends! EEEE

    I'm probably going to end up in a corner by myself (or with like two other people from my introverted youth group) but YEAH! SO EXCITED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Anyhow, have a wonderful day/night/morning/whatevertime!

    - Telrao

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    2. Telrao

      Telrao

      I WILL!! Mmmmmmm my mouth is watering just thinking about it...

    3. Edema Rue

      Edema Rue

      We have 2 shelves full of Sanderson :D 

      I think there's actually 6 copies of the final empire it's amazing.

    4. Cinnamon

      Cinnamon

      Ooooh just rub it in the by dontcha?! ;-; 

  22. There is -

    is that a-

    KITTY???

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    2. Immortal Platypus

      Immortal Platypus

      FELLOW KITTIES!!!!!!!

      (have you seen my rank?:P)

    3. The Wandering Wizard

      The Wandering Wizard

      Yes and our kitten armies have done their work well :P

    4. Immortal Platypus

      Immortal Platypus

      there are just some things in life that make you happy.

  23. TANI I LOVE YOUR PFP IT'S SO COOL!!!!

    1. Quivil

      Quivil

      thank you

      (i stole it from the google)

  24. When you type "Brandon Sanderson" into DALL.E mini:

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    2. Telrao

      Telrao

      I think these ones worked out a little better...

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      Next imma do Elantris :P 

    3. The Bookwyrm

      The Bookwyrm

      ....That's....horrifying.

      It's...the AI is clearly using reference material but then ruining it somehow.

    4. Telrao

      Telrao

      I put in Elantris and uhhh, Raoden is from LOTR now, I guess

      dallemini_2023-3-6_12-28-27.thumb.png.e060a00420c71227f5d3626cec2fff47.png

      And Elantris is a... house now...

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  25. I'm a bit late but HAPPY BIRTHDAY HALY YOU STORMING LEGEND WE LOVE YOU!!!!

    *sends hugs across the internet*

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