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  1. Edema Rue
    Jasnah thought they were angry because of her, and was satisfied, thinking that her plan had worked.
  2. Edema Rue
    …it was the first thing that came to my mind. Fine. Dangerous.
  3. Edema Rue
    Why do you want to know, stalker?
  4. Edema Rue
    Fun fact: cough, rough, though, and through don’t rhyme. but pony and bologna do. English is weird, but it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
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    It was a test to see how educated you are. You passed. “Okay!” I say agreeably. “Let’s do it! What’s a mouse castle?”
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    I have something called spurs (google that too) with mine, they’re literally metal spikes glued behind my teeth that stab me when I swallow or talk or anything. But they look really cool and help me scare little kids at Halloween. But yeah having things that stab you in the mouth is awful. READ WoT AS FAST AS YOU CAN IT IS FANTASTIC AND WORTH IT.
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    Ok this is kinda weird, but I don’t imagine how y’all’s would look, I imagine how a conversation irl would be. Is that just me?
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    Oh man, that’s awful. The whole world seems to be sick right now. I had that for the last few weeks, and it’s just horrible. It’s really not fun to miss out on things because you’re sick. *hugs* I hope you get better soon!
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    Suddenly, you are surrounded by my dragons. They have accepted your carriage into their flock. I wave from the top of the lead dragon.
  10. Edema Rue
    I wake up slowly, thinking that I must be dreaming. I am surrounded by dragons. They seem ready to eat me, and the other passengers, but I immediately begin telling them of their many virtues. Once they eat everyone else, we begin tracking Haly/BlowerUpper and Questions/Platypus. I DON’T HATE DRAGONS!
  11. Edema Rue
    Gets a new book that appears to be Dune, but by this guy named Brandon instead of frank herbert. Inserts a large balloon.
  12. Edema Rue
    I WANT SOME. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2. 0. 8.
  13. Edema Rue
    Why wouldn’t you want to sound rude?
  14. Edema Rue
    Assassin
  15. Edema Rue
    I sit in the dragon carriage with a pouch of good Two Rivers tabac, contemplating life.
  16. Edema Rue
    DOES THAT MEAN I GET EXPLODING GRANOLA BARS NOW
  17. Edema Rue
    Pig-like
  18. Edema Rue
    Wasing not of wasing is.
  19. Edema Rue
    Get’s Kaladin’s boots. Inserts the turkey people make on this day every year that no one actually likes.
  20. Edema Rue
    Did you tell me?
  21. Edema Rue
    Wait why do we want to eat the sage man who may or may not be your brother?
  22. Edema Rue
    Ising the wants of needing the needs of tasting the eats of the foods.
  23. Edema Rue
    Not good, but they really appreciate your asking. No one ever asks about them, you see. Unfortunately, they stink and feel very unappreciated. What’s the largest quantity of pizza you’ve eaten in one sitting?
  24. Edema Rue
    The sandwich didn’t actually explode, of course, but everyone assumed it did, and no one really cared! After all, we were in a giant dragon shaped carriage.
  25. Edema Rue
    Is he supposed to smell like sage?
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