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Edema Rue

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  1. Everyone hates violins and calls us squeaky and annoying and useless sooooo.... Shallan=violin.
  2. Luckily, you were hallucinating the whole thing; the Mushroom bought the sandwich, and payed in full.
  3. The Mushroom buys the sandwich back, then leaves.
  4. Welcome, glad to have you! You've read the whole cosmere, then?
  5. And I take it that the strange goo covering my home is also a delusion?
  6. Oh ok so that thing I found in my backyard…I’m imagining it? And the strange rituals that happen every 3rd midnight? And the hoofprints in the grass every morning?
  7. The necromancer decides that the Caterpillar is no longer a worthy servant. As a result, the Caterpillar re-dies and the sentient Mushroom comes back to life. It steals the sandwich. And the suit.
  8. Are you saying you can only read one thing at a time?
  9. Fiiiine you’re probably right, there are better books. But to be fair, most tbr piles are a few millennium long. No book deserves that kind of wait.
  10. “They do not let us kill people in the inn,” Rayvyn warned, wandering outside. “It is very disappointing.”
  11. NO SIX OF CROWS DESERVES BETTER THAN A TBR LIST! SIX OF CROWS DESERVES FOR YOU TO DROP EVERYTHING ELSE AND READ!
  12. How did you manage to call me a nice person and insult me like 4 times in the same post? I…I don’t understand if I should be happy or mad or sad or just agree.
  13. *gasp* Oh you poor soul, you don’t understand joy. He’s a fictional character who’s better than anyone on this planet.
  14. I got to play it in my Christmas concert, it was awesome. Yeah, that’s probably fair.
  15. Nobody loves us but that’s okay. Paganini is so fun to play! I’m a fiddler so I like playing things faster than should be possible.
  16. I have friends who play the saxophone! Also though, I’m a violinist and I couldn’t be less popular if I tried
  17. I did go to school, we just had a delayed start because of all the snow, but a ton of people were gone so no one did anything productive. Naturally I wore shorts and short sleeves.
  18. “Bruh, let’s do this.” *attacks*
  19. Well…I mean…yeah, but…I don’t…I mean…I am a good person!
  20. “Yeah, sure, whatever.” *rolls eyes and pulls out a large bag that clinks suspiciously.* “If these don’t fulfill your needs, I have others as well.”
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