Edema Rue

You? A theatre kid? Then please explain to my why you didn’t spell theatre the British way.

The Clinic: Library “That’s absurd,” Rue said. “How could anyone grow addicted to books? If you’re going to waste time on objects, there are more useful ones than books. Weapons, for example, or ter’angreal.” @UnfortunatelyNamed

Why do you write like you’re running out of time?

Guilty as charged. But we’re better than band kids.

Why do you assume you’re the smartest in the room?

The Clinic: Library “Why,” Rue complained, “do people make such a big deal over books? You won’t need any of those.” @UnfortunatelyNamed

Our client Levi Reeks is innocent, call your first witness.

…true. Harsh, but true.

(Nooon stop) I intend to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt with my assistant counsel-

Here, have 10 of my favorite myths: 1. Free time 2. Sleep 3. Perfect health 4. Mental stability 5. Sleep 6. Organized theatre kids 7. Not being hungry. 8. Sleep 9. True love. 10. Sleep.

“Wasing not of wasing is.”

There were terms of service? Welcome! I, unfortunately, do not have a soul. At least, according to everyone who knows me.

The clinic: library Rue walked into the library. “Are we all ready to go?” @UnfortunatelyNamed @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

Rayvyn walked into the lobby. “The monster creatures are dead,” she said to no one in particular.

It's a terminal illness. Rather than live in misery, complaining about things I can't change, I've decided to embrace the lifestyle.

It's terrible. I feel like I'm going through withdrawal. (Although in their defense I do have several F's and have been spending all my homework time reading. Maybe--MAYBE--they have a point.)

When your parents steal your books and library card, delete Libby, Sora, Audible, Google books, and spotify off your phone, and tell you if they catch you reading they'll be mad. (There's a reason I haven't told them about the shard).

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"I am bored," Rayvyn announced. "Is there anything left to kill?"

Rayvyn glares. “Do not lecture” (she pronounces this very wrong) “me on killing things. Why do people keep appearing and falling? It is very inconvenient.”

Rayvyn frowns. “I want to kill a goop monster! Why does he get to kill it?” She folds her arms, pouting.

The Clinic: Lobby “We’ll need all the help we can get,” Rue said, walking over to the group. “Does anyone want to come find another archive with us?” @UnfortunatelyNamed

I think it’s called Explorer Academy, it’s a kids book, but it just makes me happy that he likes books so much.

“So…do we go, or do we try to find him?”

“No apology! Boots!” —Shallan