Immortal Platypus

no, nothing really happens here

Platypus' Author tried to remember what page Thaidakar's Author's post was on. EDIT: He found it. Platypus punched the door again. And again. And again. I will get this freaking door down. -- "I would expect that. It was an adventure for me. However, there isn't too much time to train, so you're going to have to do exactly as I say. Step one. Hold the blade right." Hacob stepped forward and adjusted Thaidakar's grip. "That's how you have to hold it." "Now I don't have time to teach you all the ways to attack and defend yourself, so we're gonna hope you don't have to fight anyone too important and skilled until Platypus has time to train you later. We'll just learn the basics. This is a thrust." Hacob performed a basic thrust. "This is a block." He showed Thaidakar a basic block. "And this is what you'll actually use." He handed him a gadget. "Just press that button, it'll probably get you out of the situation you get into. But remember how to use that sword too." "Alright. I suppose I will cede this case. I still believe I am in the right, but I do not currently have the time to pursue these efforts longer. Fare thee well."

The Platypus entered the arena. "Can you make a pool in here? Actually..." He Narrated a pool into existence. "If any of you tell the Ennullers, you're not gonna be in for a good time."

I went there with my school last year

"The "the" is part of TLT," the Platypus muttered. "See? It's not that bad. If you're a Narrator, there's not a chance in the world you're getting out, but otherwise, you're fine."

I heard someone discussing a DND session, but I forgot who it was

indeed

"Um... It shouldn't've taken that long. The screening process isn't very intense. Unless you want to get out. That's really hard to achieve once you've entered, nearly impossible if you're a Narrator."

hey that already happened a page ago

"The fourth wall doesn't survive long in a realm connected to TLT."

"I'm not from TLT," he says, squinting his eyebrows. "I just know some people from there." The Platypus just looked at 13 for a minute. "You realize I know Platypus, right? His Author said that you talked to him about TLT. And also that you would spend time on there when it was random, before the age of plot."

"For the record, I am no ordinary platypus. I am a Platypus." "I feel personally attacked. You are describing an entire species you know. Would you like it if I described you as a gorilla plus a naked mole rat plus a dolphin? "Wait. Do you know Plot?"

True power win

"So? I guarantee that my food is better." "I have absolutely no idea, but there's apparently waffles, pancakes, and a single burger."

The House win

"Why would it be sad? The elixir of the gods is far better for you," the Platypus says, confused.

darkside lightside

"I noticed," the Platypus responded equally as dry. "Do you have any others?" "Probably a good idea not to have Nowhere here. He'd be eager to analyze it, and I highly doubt this is easily analyzable. On the other hand, maybe it's a great idea for him to be here." The Platypus stared at her incredulously. "I am literally a Platypus. I do not eat either."

I just took the guard test

"Hey, I know Impossible! He's cool. Have you seen Nowhere around?"

A Platypus fell from the sky, landing on Shadow's head. He stood up, brushed himself off, and hopped to the ground. "So what's happening here?"

however, what's a couple thousand pages between threads

I'd say it's pretty large.

close enough. also cause the gingers are our mortal enemies I would also read the first post to understand