If you were to open up my brain it would be empty except for silly headcanons about a singular Tolkien character who has maybe 5 pages of screen-time total
Me after desperately explaining how Figwit (Melpomaen), Lindir, and Maglor are the same person despite very little evidence and the fact that Figwit is canonically separate from Lindir: I'm not delusional what are you talking about