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  1. Bird Furious
    “So are you a guard or a chef or what?”
  2. Bird Furious
    “Of course I am! I’m not like those people down there.” She pointed to the army. “Gross. They’re awful. Good thing you’re one of us.”
  3. Bird Furious
    AFSJOHFYLFXKJVNBS favorite thing I saw today
  4. Bird Furious
    “I believe my curiosity is enough sated for now. Thank you.” She paused. “And no, I don’t recall, to be quite frank.”
  5. Bird Furious
    “Uhhh… f2?” Her eyes lit up. “Yes. Coffeee.”
  6. Bird Furious
    Good good good Sleep good Sleep good too!
  7. Bird Furious
    Hmph ok. *hugs* we do indeed BAD BOT BAD BOTTTTT Good luck Die bravely o7
  8. Bird Furious
    That helped steady him a bit. Made him feel a little less like a glob of gum scraped off a shoe. He squeezed her hand and knocked on the ornate doors. “Come in,” a deep voice boomed. Bat did so, and took a seat at the table before the raised crescent-shaped one. There were five members again, since Ruia was gone now. Thinly veiled sighs sounded through the room when they saw it was Bat.
  9. Bird Furious
    “I didn’t mean to eat him,” he sobbed. “I didn’t want to hurt your feelings! Mom says… M-Mom says s-sometimes you have to eat things you don’t li-i-i-i-i-ke… I’m s-sorry, B-B-Benjiiiiiii…”
  10. Bird Furious
    She lifted her eyebrows and shrugged in a smug little there’s nothing *i* can do. Even though there clearly was. Half an hour and two more people later, the receptionist finally waved dismissively at Bat. He stood and started down the long, polished hallway.
  11. Bird Furious
    MY DEAR SON WHAT IS THIS TRAVESTY
  12. Bird Furious
    He started crying again.
  13. Bird Furious
    She followed the stranger? naw the receptionist ignored bat and sent in the entry level soldier Iago thought he saw something
  14. Bird Furious
    He turned red and un-ate it. “B-b-benji,” he stammered, feeling somewhat traumatized. Thankfully the frog was fine. “Oh, hi. I fell asleep without MU coffee.” NIGHT
  15. Bird Furious
    Oop Yes very He nodded, staring at his hands. Another man sauntered in. “I need to see the council.” “Do you have an appointment?” “No, but I’m on their payroll.” “Oh?” “I’m a soldier. Think I saw something outside the city.” ”Whatever. Go ahead. They’re not doing anything right now.” He continued down the hall.
  16. Bird Furious
    SHES MY MOTHER AND YOU ARE MY ENEMY. despite your pun loving You’re still my son and I love you
  17. Bird Furious
    HOW COUKD THISBHAOPEN DONT STAB MY MOTHER *STABS STABS STABS*
  18. Bird Furious
    He sniffled, then mentally cursed himself for being dumb. He was teying to impress her kinda, right? ”Anyway, here we go.” He pushed through the door into the building, and the receptionist waved him to the chairs impatiently, even though he’d barely stepped into the building. He obeyed and sat down in the waiting area.
  19. Bird Furious
    She woke up. He ate it.
  20. Bird Furious
    He was perplexed. - She didn’t mind, as long as the sigma djed too. Alia was napping on an upstairs balcony.
  21. Bird Furious
    “It doesn’t matter,” he said miserably. “Just come.” “Oh…” She did it.
  22. Bird Furious
    She was already gone, left him to his fate.
  23. Bird Furious
    JUST BE A FLESHY HUMAN MOTHER *more hugs* *squeezes tiny baby son*
  24. Bird Furious
    “Come,” he whispered. “But… but don’t pay attention at all. Maybe wear a blindfold and earplugs. It’s humiliating.”
  25. Bird Furious
    “My pets!” - He ate this one too and politely said thank you again. “Theyre just my pets!” She slammed him in with them. “Die, foul Sigma,” she muttered.
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