shortcake

YESSSSSS

SOMEBODY WORE THE "I am Kenough" SHIRT

it's Barbie vs Ken day for spirit week at my school lol

I'm making cupcakesssss!!

and they're little baby ones!

my thoughts about, along with quotes from, a movie about Theodore Roosevelt:

bro is talking a million a minute for realsies (Roosevelt is)

Does Mr. Sir have ADHD?!?

Roosevelt: *starts running towards some guy*

The guy: "look out, ladies, there's a bull running loose in here"

"*heavy faint accent* I think i shall faint..."

Roosevelt's wife: "Yes, please do. Just fall right over. Just please try to fall away from us."

French lady: "Do you have a wife?"

Roosevelt's wife: "Yes, i believe that's me"

French lady: "what does she do with you?" ...AYO???

Roosevelt: "HIGGLEDY PIGGLEDY!!"

"To hell with Spain!"

"WASN'T HE, LEONARD?"

"*takes all the insults with pride* I sure am, Sir!"

"I wasn't TALKing to YOU"

"I know! *smiles*"

"Car beans." (pretty sure I misheard this one but it's even funnier this way)

"*elevator music*"

"Where you from, partner?"

"ARIZONA!!"

"Yeah, well, I have a captain from New Mexico"

"He's the most extraordinary cadet in the regular cavalry" ...how ironic

Bro is legit eating dirt-why he keep riding da horsie?

"*a group of like, 8 people dressed in full on suits walk over to the mud, and then get on a bunch of 'lil horsies*"

"Do you play polo?"

"Oh yeah, every day. Right after my bubble bath"

oh my goshhhhhhh

so i was looking on my chromebook to see if i had any fees that i needed to pay before i can buy a homecoming ticket, and it says i need to pay like, $20 worth of temporary IDs, when i haven't even used any this year, and then i noticed that it says it's all from last year, even though i've only used 2 temporary IDs throughout the entire time I've been at this school (I'm a junior) AND I'VE PAID BOTH OF THEM

i literally just wanna go to homecominggggggggg

Chemistry is making my brain hurt...

does anyone know how to do electron configurations and valence electrons?

so i went to my mom's this weekend

and i had a mental breakdown while i was there

my mother's boyfriend's 9-year-old son was there with everyone (he lives with his mother, who is my mother's boyfriend's ex), and he would not leave me alone. i started panicing, and then he kept shoving the new kitten that my mom had gotten a few days prior into my face, and i started yelling at him. he wouldn't leave me alone all. scudding. day. at the store, i couldn't move two inches without him being right there by my side, asking me to by him stuff when not only am i broke, but so is my mom, her boyfriend, and his daughter, too. he doesn't know what personal space is, and he would constantly be bumping into me -on purpose- just so he could "hang out with his favorite sibling." like, bro, i get that you like having me over and all, but you need to learn what personal space and boundaries are. and my mo's boyfriend bought a batman game for the x-box, and literally ALL weekend, he would be like, "oh my gosh, [shortcake], look! i'm making batman dance!" while spamming the crouch button. and the four of us went to a bar to go play pool (my mom and i just sit and watch, even though i mostly just draw) and he kept shaking the scudding table and i was like, "hey, buddy, could you be a little more careful and try to not shake the table as much? I don't want to mess up my drawing" AND I WAS NICE ABOUT IT. but then he would sit there for the next 5-8 minutes whining and complaining about how i'm such a horrible sibling and how he hates me so much.

but yeah. he annoys me.

sorry if i seem ungrateful, i'm just really worn out.

I just realized that I missed my Shardiversary-

AND OMG I WON A DAY?!?!

currently craving chili. i have no idea why, though.

i just really want chili.

ya'll, i'm so close to filing a lawsuit against amazon /hj

i ordered a dress from amazon over a month agao, and they kept saying "we're so sorry your package is late. if it doesn't arrive by September 12th, you can come back to the website for a refund"

IT'S STILL NOT HERE

ya'll, my friend's mom is latting me have her old monitorrrrrr!!

now i don't have to use my stinky crusty dusty old TV that's slightly larger than a laptop!