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my thoughts about, along with quotes from, a movie about Theodore Roosevelt:

bro is talking a million a minute for realsies (Roosevelt is)

Does Mr. Sir have ADHD?!?

Roosevelt: *starts running towards some guy*

The guy: "look out, ladies, there's a bull running loose in here"

"*heavy faint accent* I think i shall faint..."

Roosevelt's wife: "Yes, please do. Just fall right over. Just please try to fall away from us."

French lady: "Do you have a wife?"

Roosevelt's wife: "Yes, i believe that's me"

French lady: "what does she do with you?" ...AYO???

Roosevelt: "HIGGLEDY PIGGLEDY!!"

"To hell with Spain!"

"WASN'T HE, LEONARD?"

"*takes all the insults with pride* I sure am, Sir!"

"I wasn't TALKing to YOU"

"I know! *smiles*"

"Car beans." (pretty sure I misheard this one but it's even funnier this way)

"*elevator music*"

"Where you from, partner?"

"ARIZONA!!"

"Yeah, well, I have a captain from New Mexico"

"He's the most extraordinary cadet in the regular cavalry" ...how ironic

Bro is legit eating dirt-why he keep riding da horsie?

"*a group of like, 8 people dressed in full on suits walk over to the mud, and then get on a bunch of 'lil horsies*"

"Do you play polo?"

"Oh yeah, every day. Right after my bubble bath"