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shortcake last won the day on May 2 2024

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  • Birthday 04/15/2007

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    ask me about my P.I.S.
  • Pronouns
    thr/eat ka/boom
  • Location
    somewhere lost among my own thoughts
  • Interests
    frogs!!
    drawing
    reading
    writing (specifically slam poetry)
    Bee and PuppyCat (show)
    overthinking things
    Twenty One Pilots (band)
    knitting
    painting
    Over The Garden Wall (show)
    Steven Universe (show[s])
    the Simon Snow trilogy (book series)
    Coraline (movie and book)
    Murder Drones (show)
    The Amazing Digital Circus (show)
    The Pink Panther (I like the movie more than the show, but I still love them both)
    tiny bowls and silverware (THEY'RE CUTE, OKAY??)
    remembering things
    queer/alt fashion
    looking at people in cars and pretending to know things about them (pls say m not the only one who does that)
    being silly
    fancy/big words
    m u s i c (if I'm not wearing earbuds/listening to music, it's probably because I was forced /hj)
    Brooklynn 99 (show)
    How I Met Your Mother (show)
    Heartstopper (the show, I still have yet to finish the book)
    Arcane (the show)
    Ride The Cyclone
    Heathers

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  1. ughhhhh my stupid brother won't let me go with him to take my mom to go visit my stepdad in the hospital because he's too scudding selfish and he's saying there's no leg room in the car because the stupid passenger seatbelt doesn't work on his ✨BrAnD nEw CaR✨ and you have to push that seat forward in order to get to the back, like in those weird minivan SUV things, and apparently, his legs are "tOo LoNg" so he needs a bunch of leg room in order to drive, and i told him that i don't care if i don't have leg room, because i'm "short" in his terms, and i can just scrunch myself up into a little ball, (like how i did when you FRICKING STRANGLED ME), but he said "nOoO, It'S tOo DaNgErOuS" - which is real scudding FUNNY coming from him, considering that he TOTALED his old car by going SCUDDING 80 MILES AN HOUR on a street that has TONS of STORMING POT HOLES- and guess what he did- HE RAN INTO A TREE!! HOW STORMING SHOCKING!!! like, bruh- i don't fricking care if you crash your NEW CAR (which is actually a USED car, with HAIL DAMAGE) on the way to the hospital while your mother and "little" sister are in the car with you. If you crash your car, then sucks for you!! all I wanted to do was say hi to my mom and stepdad but NoOoOoOo, you just HAVE to get your way ALL THE SCUDDING TIME.

    and NO, dearest Grandmother, I DON'T want to help you make apple bars, because, last I checked, you always complain whenever I help you make food. So I don't know why you're asking me to help now, but it's probably because you "want me to be happier". "iT'lL bE fUnNn" NO IT WON'T!! I DON'T EVEN LIKE APPLES!!

    AKLSJANSANZ AGHHHHHHH

    oh, and he's also mad at me because there's not enough room in the garage for him to park his stupid car, because "all of my crap is in the way" WELL GUESS WHO ISN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE THEIR "CRAP" INSIDE BECAUSE THEIR ROOM IS MESSY??? ME!!!!!

    anyway, yeah, that happened.

    1. Edema Rue

      Edema Rue

      Aw, I'm sorry Shorty. None of that sounds pleasant at all.

    2. shortcake

      shortcake

      ack it's all good now. i was able to let off some stam, so i'm feeling much calmer now <3

    3. SmilingPanda19

      SmilingPanda19

      … just sayin

      love you man, need to scream? Do it. Need to cry? Do it. Better to do it now than later.

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