Ranryu

"And now, a word from our sponsor, the smartest person in the world!" But the triangle shark didn't know, so he showed up to the party wearing a sombrero and overalls.

Wynn smiled. "Where'd you come from, anyway. And where are we?" She fiddled with her watch for a second, but it couldn't give her the information she needed. She gave up and slapped the device in annoyance.

"Cat snuggles. I love cat snuggles!" She took a deep breath. "NOW CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE SCUD IS GOING ON?? I CAME TO DUEL, BUT MY RUNNER DISAPPEARED, THERE'S A SENTIENT POTATO OVER THERE, AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHO I AM OR WHERE I CAME FROM!" Wynn stroked the cats' heads. "Okay, I'm done. Yelling is only fun in small amounts."

"Ow! Be careful! We're not all near-indestructible beings of magic, you know." She scratched her head. "Sorry about that duel. I don't know where my runner went. Wait. IS THAT A KITTY??!"

Wynn couldn't decide if she liked riding on the tiger or not. Let's see how this plays out.

How about just writing and not calling it NaNoWriMo because being stubborn is fun? TPBM thinks they could take at least five kindergartners in a fight to the death.

Wynn's duel runner made a pinging noise. "Hmm. I wonder what that means." The bike began glowing, then disappeared in a flash of light.

Umm... I thought this was the NHIE thread. But yes, I am. NHIE tasted soda or any kind of soft drink.

No, no! Of course not! I actually have no knowledge of how he fell under the hat god's power. You'd have to ask him. Also, it's the oldest girl child, not the second child. Unless there are no girls, and then the second child is the default soul-owner. (Sorry, Potato. I own your soul, not vice versa.)

The Cellist’s soul is currently owned by the Communist hat god, as far as i know

Dang it. Good thing I have another option. "I use Ranryu's special ability, which lets me summon it to the field. Then I link Ranryu and Hiita to summon Wynn the Wind Charmer, Verdant. I place one face-down and end my turn." Interesting. Why do I have a card of myself in this deck?

"Um... okay. What are you destroying? My Charmer blast is already in the GY."

"This allows me to use my speed spell, Charmer Blast. Because you summoned a level five or above monster, and because I have three speed counters, I can flip summon one monster from my deck. I choose Lyna the Light Charmer. I now control your Blue Eyes." Wynn grinned mischievously. He's good, but his deck is easy to beat if you know the trick.

Wynn smiled. This tiger clearly knows how to play. Unfortunately for him, that little dragon is a fire attribute. "I flip summon Hiita the Fire Charmer from my hand! Hiita's ability allows me to take control of your cute little dragon." She smiled as the dragon migrated over to her duel runner. "Now I use these two monsters to link summon. Come forth, Hiita the Fire Charmer, Ablaze! And even though that dragon went to your GY, I get it back on my field due to Hiita's ability.

Wynn summoned a cute brown bat-puffball thing. "Nefarious Archfiend Eater of Nefariousness, thanks for coming out to play!" She set a few traps and accelerated once again. "Your turn!"

Wynn accelerated to take the fist turn. "What kind of track is this? It's weird."

"Let's duel!"

"Ha! I haven't lost a turbo duel yet... I think. Maybe. I doubt I've ever dueled a giant cat before." She pressed a button on her watch, and a sleek blue duel runner rolled onto the arena.

"That's cool. I wish I had a cool-sounding title. You wanna to a turbo duel? I bet you could run as fast as my duel runner."

Does it count if it was on purpose? TPBM had a discussion about which type of bread is superior recently.