Ranryu

If you can divide time into any increment, no matter how small, then does time matter at all? Is there a space between moments where the rules we live by break down, just like the laws of physics break down when you get to subatomic particles? Why does every thread I post on eventually turn crazy? Or do I only post on crazy threads? Hmmm...

"This might sting a little." The healer said through a telepathic connection. "Why would it sting? I'm not even in my body- OW ow ow ow!" Pain racked Ranryu's mind like a freezer burn. She mentally whimpered. The Aos Si healer addressed the Rightful One. "Well, the craftsmanship is amateur. Well made, but amateur. It looks like the inner soul wasn't sealed up tight enough, so exposure to all those souls damaged it." Is there a way to fix it? "I'll need to run some more tests before I can be sure, but the damage seems irreversible. The host soul is missing some of its keystone elements. If the damage gets any worse, it could affect you, and therefore our mission. I recommend finding another host." Ranryu mentally stiffened at this. "What do you mean my soul is missing some of its keystone elements? And finding another host? I thought we had a deal! We do. The Rightful One said austerely. I hold a certain... attachment to this body. Restoring the dragon's soul to full health is non-negotiable. "Very well. Now, this next test might be a little bit more painful..."

THE INTERDIMENSIONAL FRYING PAN CANNOT BE OWNED, FOR IT IS A LEGEND GREATER THAN HUMANITY ITSELF

I EAT TRUCES

IT WAS A MOST GLORIOUS SLAUGHTERING, SO I'M HAPPY

The wind chimes did not cooperate with the teleportation. Blast. We'll have to come back another time when things have calmed down.

THE PUPPIES WERE VICIOUSLY SLAUGHTERED

The Rightful One shifts back into a human and pulls out her luminite sword, raising it over Karden's neck. "Wait, we can't kill him!" He is a threat. "How do we know that for sure? Besides, kitty is here now. Shouldn't we go hide or something?" Hmmm. We'll take the wind chimes with us. We need her. And then all three of them are gone.

THE LASER PUPPIES COMMAND ALL. JOIN US OR PERISH

I will now invite a pack of laser puppies into the fray. Every civil war needs laser puppies.

The Rightful One grabbed Haly's hand and forced her magic to activate. Wind chime. Now. The power expenditure caused Ranryu to shift into full dragon form. "This is new." She said, admiring her gold and green scales. "Now wake up, cousin dragon."

Ranryu slapped Haly. Fool. That won't work. We need precision to fix this.

CIVIL WAR MODE ACTIVATED. *launches potato*

With a flap of her wings, the Rightful One grabbed Haly and launched to the top of a bookshelf. WAKE UP! WE NEED YOU.

Ranryu returns and casts an ice mirror spell. Everything goes cold and still, people blinking in confusion.

I just copied the same digits of pi, so it's not really pi at all.

REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY ATTACK ok. I give up. you win.

Potato

BADLY WORDED NEWS ATTACK

3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679926535897932384926535897932384926535897932384926535897932384923078164062862089986280348 QUAKE WITH FEAR

I call the other boys on this thread to get offended by this and defeat themselves.

IRRATIONAL NUMBER ATTACK 0.326923076929785698376519756134875691387465418365913784561938769876548791874658767676777777777197456138475631987456987164598431746837569834756763549146584576014048965019834650374847680134576430163408716438561384051734658307136458701 TASTE DEFEAT

HOSTILE TAKEOVER GO TIME! GIRLS DECLARE WAR ON BOYS STARTING NOW!!

"What have you done to my little cousin?" Ranryu returned, eyes sparking. The Rightful One tensed, then grabbed Haly and dissipated into clouds. This smells wrong. Like rot...