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  1. Ranryu
    "Good idea."
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    "Thanks! You do too!" Ranryu checked over her shoulder, then leaned in closer. "Do you have any idea what a bridesmaid is supposed to do? I've never been to a wedding before."
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    Ranryu sighed and gave up trying to style her hair. Every time she put it up, it would just turn to clouds and drift out. Hopefully it wouldn't disturb the other guests too badly. Her dress was gold and green to match her wings, with the Ehecailacozcatl hanging from a chain around her neck. "Hey, @The Halcyon Girl, @InfiniteInsanity, how do I look?"
  4. Ranryu
    "Spiderproofings?" "Yup." "Fireproofings?" "Yup." "Back up marshmallow deleter?" "Yup." "Boy, this bridesmaid thing is fun!"
  5. Ranryu
    Would you rather smash your cello or quit cello forever?
  6. Ranryu
    I'm so proud of these questions that I'm using them again. Would you be willing to participate in a pool noodle fight to the death and why? How many kindergartners do you think you could take in a fight? Why? Would you enjoy being tied to the blade of a windmill for an hour? Why?
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    I have a list of good questions... I can't take credit for inventing all of them though. Maybe like the last four. 1. What do you think your pet named you? 2. If you could eat a planet, which one would you consume and why? 3. Have you ever rode a horse into spaghetti? 4. Would you rather push your brand new car off a cliff or work in a ventriloquist dummy factory for ten years? 5. Would you shave your head for $5? 6. If you could forget how to do one thing, what would you forget? 7. Would you rather be shipped to Wisconsin in a FedEx truck or be forced to ride a cow to school every day? 8. Would you be willing to participate in a pool noodle fight to the death and why? 9. How many kindergartners do you think you could take in a fight? Why? 10. Would you enjoy being tied to the blade of a windmill for an hour? Why?
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  9. Ranryu
    She was turned into a giant shark by Pele the volcano goddess.
  10. Ranryu
    Georgebert grew tired of hearing the mortals squabble and make normal mortal noises, so he wiped them out with a single tentacle and then retreated to his underwater fortress to become a hermit.
  11. Ranryu
    Georgebert lowered the rate to 2 1/2 maidens.
  12. Ranryu
    The Yuppers, being chased by Bip, run past the confused girl. "Yup! Yup yup!*" one of them shouts. *Please save us! This beast wishes to devour us!
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    He only required his subjects to sacrifice THREE maidens to him every day, not four like the previous ruler had demanded.
  14. Ranryu
    Georgebert ate their bodies, thus growing into the biggest octopus TLT had ever seen.
  15. Ranryu
    A very tiny octopus named Georgebert became very confused by the quick changes of events.
  16. Ranryu
    The Head Zoologist of the Science-y Union of Scientific Things became very interested in this phenomenon.
  17. Ranryu
    "Hmmm. It's kinda hard to explain..." She stretched and re-folded her wings as she gathered her thoughts. "The Rightful One is an Aos Sí. I'm not sure exactly what the Aos Sí are, but I know they're undead, benevolent, and they rely on the clinic to survive. Aos Sí aren't allowed in the clinic, but they found a loophole to get in. They gave the Rightful One's body to Grandpa Yupper, and he used it to create me. But I was having trouble with... ghosts. I made a deal with the Rightful One, and apparently it was part of the Aos Sí's plan all along. We share this body... but now she's gone somewhere else. I think she might've broken the contract..." Ranryu looked uncomfortable. She changed the subject. "So, we're going to a tower thingy? And we need stuff? I have a flute." She looked at the aforementioned object with mild confusion. "I have no idea how I got this."
  18. Ranryu
    "Huh. Good for them. I hope they remember to fireproof everything. Some sort of disaster is bound to happen."
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    Ranryu chuckled. "I called you halfade because you're half faded. Half dead, sort of. If you had died properly and then been restored, you might've ended up like me. Bits of a broken soul tethered by magic and wind." There was a faraway look in her eyes. She shook herself back into reality. "Anyway, I don't know anything about living souls, much less how to fix a damaged one. Maybe the Rightful One can help you when she gets back." "Now what's this about wedding invitations?"
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    Ranryu put a hand on him. She could practically feel the broken bits of soul (metaphorically) grinding and doing things souls generally weren't supposed to do. "Youch. I wouldn't want to be in your place now, halfade. You should probably wake up now."
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    Ranryu spoke quickly, like her mind was running faster than her mouth could follow. "Ah, don't worry it's fine. They tell me I have a broken soul, or something strange like that. To be honest, I'm a little confused right now, but I remember that you were unconscious earlier, and something still seems injured with you. What do you need me to help with?" Without waiting for an answer, she turned around and absently drew her luminite sword. "Are there any spiders here, by chance?"
  22. Ranryu
    "Sure. I have a flute, a sword, and a thinfire lighter. As long as I don't have to fight any more of those scudding spiders."
  23. Ranryu
    Then Everything melted.
  24. Ranryu
    The Yuppers fled in terror when they say Bip. They had never seen a creature such as him before. Ranryu was there. Holding a flute. What? Where... where was she? Like a punch to the stomach, the Rightful One left her. I will be back when I can. Try not to allow anyone else into your soul. Didn't that... didn't that void the contract? What did it matter? Ranryu was there. Holding a flute. "You guys need some help? What are you even doing?"
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    Her state is rapidly deteriorating. How do we stop it? The Rightful One's tone was as neutral and cold as ever, but Ranryu vaguely detected a trace of concern. Or maybe she was imagining it. Nothing had been making sense, recently. How long had it been? She couldn't remember. Time was hard to measure when you were insane and trapped in your own body. The healer was beyond trying to convince the Rightful One to find another body. The only way to fix gaps in a broken soul is with pieces of another broken soul. How would we find such a thing? I suggest searching a graveyard. The dead tend to... go to pieces if not properly put to rest.
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