I propose that we sacrifice the next adult who posts on this thread to the Communist Hat god. All in favor say aye. All NOT in favor, become resigned to a tormented existence where we force you to listen to polka music for the rest of your life.
Nope! Cranberry sauce is used as fake blood substitute in my house. (Some of my siblings have very... abstract ideas of what blood is supposed to look like)
TPBM cannot roll their R's.