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Ranryu

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  1. "I've seen baby frogs that big." - me, what I actually said.
  2. That is definitely on my list of favorite words. Right next to snarf and pediatrician. TPBM yawns whenever they feel nervous.
  3. A happy potato. 10/-3
  4. “You have been smacked. For science.” - @Potato's Wit, in front of amused black belts.
  5. I propose that we sacrifice the next adult who posts on this thread to the Communist Hat god. All in favor say aye. All NOT in favor, become resigned to a tormented existence where we force you to listen to polka music for the rest of your life.
  6. "I was quite unhappy with being consumed" - @That1Cellist "Suddenly, pineapples." - Everyone on TLT ever
  7. Noot decided to forget how to understand Narrators just for kicks.
  8. Granted. All your teeth rot out. I wish for fish on an ish-wish dish.
  9. The Ruler of Math killed all the pineapples via dividing by zero, and that was the end of that.
  10. I wish... I wish so badly. TPBM is going insane from hunger and their younger siblings get to eat candy.
  11. Granted, but you can only eat two in your lifetime. I wish my life was interesting.
  12. But Noot was capable of eating anything orange or green.
  13. "No dog is too big, no pup is too small. No matter their size, we'll murder them all." - @Potato's Wit
  14. False humility plus a mistborn reference. 9/10.
  15. Noot didn't care. Unless... Was the UBPA hiding cookies from him? He found his way back in.
  16. That's always fun. It takes FOREVER to wash off. TPBM has slammed their mother's hand in a door before.
  17. Noot wondered if he could bake hope into cookies.
  18. "It won't cut me." *cuts himself on a magnetic chessboard* - @That1Cellist
  19. I do, but I could've answered no if you'd caught me earlier in the year. NHIE watched Stranger Things. (Is it good? I've heard a lot about it.)
  20. I have no idea what the heck that is, so 10i/7
  21. But how much less bad? A lot less, or barely noticeably less? 9/10 (My sentences are not required to make sense on fast Sunday)
  22. And then Noot cooked @That1Cellist into a cookie and devoured him.
  23. Nope! Cranberry sauce is used as fake blood substitute in my house. (Some of my siblings have very... abstract ideas of what blood is supposed to look like) TPBM cannot roll their R's.
  24. You sinisterly buy a loaf of bread from Super Saver.
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