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  1. The Wandering Wizard
    YES! TPBM has heard or smelled an animal fart.
  2. The Wandering Wizard
    Each time your chin goes down when saying a word is a syllable. This important PSA was brought to you by the Haiku coders.
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    Wizard nods focusing on evading over attacking. "I will likely not, but time does her duty well. Even the sharpest minds become dull over time. The strongest words fall lifeless on deaf ears. Change is the ally of the Sith, not the Jedi. Consistency and tradition are your backbone and your moral support. What happens when you learn that your master has slaughtered innocents because of the Sith?" Preying on the distraction of the Jedi, Wizard quickly sticks the spear back into it's harness, and his steps become firmer. Switching to a two handed grip on his lightsaber, he slowly he gives ground. Turning in a circle, he lets Hamartano hit as hard as he wants. Wizard's weapon always flows into place before the Jedi manages to strike. Sometimes just barely, but Wizard guides the duel by letting Hamartano think he's in charge. Though as the Jedi begins to wise up to his trick, Wizard removes one hand from the lightsaber and thrusting a blast of force at the ground, kicks up a storm of dust. Retreating into the dust, he powers down his lightsaber. Quickly he binds his side, stopping the flow of blood. Thrusting out both his palms, Wizard sends a few blasts of lightning into the dust. Quickly he pulls his lightsaber back out and listens, his massive haillu sticking up like radar dishes. Trying to listen for the sound of another humming blade.
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    Nope, don't have any. TPBM wishes they could shapeshift into a flaming tiger.
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    I'd like to sign up for a break tank, based around the idea of getting to choose your own roles. I'm thinking probably a radiant game where you progress as you say oaths for a sanderson game though my mind wants to do a BTD tier game. Basic idea is that you get one of two orders, some being more rare than others, to choose from. And as you progress far enough in your oaths, by surviving and maybe RPing.
  6. The Wandering Wizard
    His blood content became 110% Root.
  7. The Wandering Wizard
    "I don't think I can, I can't smell it anymore."
  8. The Wandering Wizard
    This was a mistake, for the Rooth were waiting in the Root Room and they blasted Platypus with Root happiness and complacency.
  9. The Wandering Wizard
    The Rooth took Platypus far away where they could sacrifice him for more root. And more importantly where he just couldn't narrate himself away.
  10. The Wandering Wizard
    The Sith became The Rooth and much power in the Root side they did have.
  11. The Wandering Wizard
    Annimus nods his head and freezes, licking his lips nervously. "Well that's really strange. Virbu protect us from the predators of Carn."
  12. The Wandering Wizard
    The real secret is Put your hand under your chin Chin down syllables
  13. The Wandering Wizard
    The sith began to worship the fountain and their lightsabers became rootsabers.
  14. The Wandering Wizard
    That does indeed fit the haiku formate, both do.
  15. The Wandering Wizard
    A conclave of Sith comes and gives them a real shock!
  16. The Wandering Wizard
    I begin counting all the trees and lots more than just counting on my fingers repetitively and they give me the sandwich instead.
  17. The Wandering Wizard
    The Islands: The Secret Room I can try. "I can always try." Emma reaches over a hand to scratch Telrao, "Telrao is their a way to siphon off more of the darkness and store it somewhere?" @Ookla the Floofy @Ookla the Crow
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    The smell of sizzling fish fills the air and the spearhead stabs the saber, keeping it from doing more than shallowly cutting him. Wordlessly growling, Wizard slams his lightsaber ontop of Hamartano's trapping it against the ground. Blood begins to seep from his side and the grin fades from his face. The pressure from his saber keeps the Jedi's saber stuck into the ground and feeling safe, Wizard responds to Hamartano's earlier comments. "You'll have to do more than nick me Jedi. You lie about being able to beat me, don't you FEEL it? The last hope of the light draining away as the darkness grows stronger. Soon, so very soon we will have enough darkness to overturn other worlds." Time to spread some fear and doubt. Only truth with a single hidden lie. Wizard scoffs, "and even if you can kill me, you will replace me. You have passion, I can see the flickers of purple inside of your saber. You can not deny it, the dark side has tendrils in everyone, including you! No one can escape it, everything is inevitably headed towards decay. Your new order will fall and when it does, we will be waiting. It took thousands of years to overthrow the old order. Your order has the same weaknesses as-" Wizard quickly jabs his spear towards Hamartano's left shoulder, utilizing the oldest trick in the book. Distract and then attack before you're done talking.
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    "I am a tiger and so I have the smelling ability of a tiger, which is much higher than when I'm a human." Holding up his paw, Annimus points to the west, "the smell is coming from that direction." @Ookla the Forgotten @Ookla the [Redacted]
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    Do you all know where some deathsticks are? A High prince I am and a High prince I shall be! Edit: "I've got this strange rock in my pocket!" Pulls out a stone with a vein of quartz. "It looks tasty!" *Crunches and swallows* "Yummy, yummy!"
  21. The Wandering Wizard
    I dunno, it should have all been exploded and set on fire.
  22. The Wandering Wizard
    Quickly shifting his hands, the center grows red as the blue beam blazes through the center. Wizard leaps back narrowly avoiding being cut himself by the deadly blue light. Grasping the spear head in one hand and the now exposed lightsaber in the other. A memory comes back to him. His master is dueling against him, training him in the deadly dance of combat. He strikes at the center of his master's spear, nearly breaking it in half. His master disengages and he breaks his weapon in half. Leaping about, he then proceeds to beat his student with the two weapons. "Always try the unexpected, that will win you more fights than doing what is expected each time. Let your opponent think they've drawn a devestating blow, then beat them." Ragnos then proceeds to punish him for failing to react properly to the tactic. "If you are to be a Sith, then you must fight more! Fight more deadlier and dirtier. Or I will have no use for you!" Wizard grins as he channels some lightning into the cut and the weapon separates completely. Channeling lightning into the spear head, it hums back alive with deadly lightning. Trying a unorthodox method, Wizard spins his lightsaber in a circle, holding the spear head behind it, preparing to strike. He advances on Hamartano, humming and crackling filling the air.
  23. The Wandering Wizard
    If the head exploded, where did the spear come from?
  24. The Wandering Wizard
    I only took at taste, I SWEAR! What is the strangest phrase you can come up with?
  25. The Wandering Wizard

    Thaidakar have you seen this!

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    You made it to the top of the yearly leaderboard!

    1. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      *grin*

      I may have noticed.

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