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SymphonianBookworm

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  1. I have decided that the Shard is officially the only place in the world that 100% gets me. Well… I didn’t get the part. Honestly though, I don’t think it was from my lack of skill, but because of age.
  2. Kiss Way of Kings, Marry Rhythm of War, kill Words of Radiance. Kaz, Inej, Wylan.
  3. I LOVE TIANA SO MUCH. IT IS THE ONLY REASON I WILL CONTINUE READING THESE BOOKS. Sophie has no character development. She's a perfect little angel who is the most classic "female main character" the world has ever created. Beautiful, but thinks she's so ugly. She has a literal reverse harem. A fan club. Tons of magic. Like three separate families. She goes to the best school. She has the best boyfriend. Please don't tell me she wasn't made perfect. I hate that so, so, so, so, so much. Yet it's not enough for her and she sacrificed helping the world to find her biological parents. I used to be blind to things like this, but now that my eyes have opened, I know that she's the worst.
  4. Sophie is the worst character.
  5. Howl without bleach in his hair! howlis/cool
  6. TPBM is in denial about something.
  7. Symph grins. "Thanks! I can't wait. When do we leave?"
  8. "Could I go on the mission? I could test out some of my new, nefarious gadgets!"
  9. You hear Symph call in from an Apple pie. “By the way, I’m sending you guys some hemalurgic pies, just in case you find yourself in a sticky situation.” Immediately, some drone pies come down carrying boxes (with the pies) stacked on top of them.
  10. I tried to go sunbathing in my microwave! No, only a few.
  11. There is no such thing as nothing because once nothing is named it becomes something and therefore nothing doesn’t exist but if it doesn’t exist then nothing exists but if it exists then it doesn’t.
  12. Granted. You can no communicate with other life forms, rendering your knowledge useless. I wish to live life to the fullest.
  13. “I… haven’t really decided on a name yet. But when I do, it will be clever, I promise.” “I do have some spare ones! They’re in one of the storage units—the one labeled Listening Devices. Everyone can take one. They come in all sizes!”
  14. You hear Symph’s voice coming from a random pie inside the room. It appears to be a sort of walkie-talkie. “This is excellent. I’m not the boss or anything, but good luck!”
  15. Sadly, I have never had hazelnut cream. Though, I have had Nutella, and they sound pretty similar… TPBM when typing really fast accidentally does “o”s instead of “I”s and then you have to go back and change all of them.
  16. What’s your type? Alas! Earwax…
  17. Here’s your order! Though, I don’t know why you asked me to give it a lobotomy… now all the ice cream came off… Just what I was looking for!
  18. While everyone else is doing important things, Symph is in her mysterious lab (which is on a floating pie, but that’s besides the point) trying to make a sentient pie.
  19. The pie is actually just a salt pie. It is, surprisingly, incredibly salty. And slightly spicy. “It’s good, right? Though, I might have added a couple jalapeños…”
  20. Symph was sitting in the corner of the room, quietly munching on basalt pie. "Anyone want a slice?"
  21. If I said yes- Have you every written a creepy message on a school whiteboard and watched as everyone else reacted while you were silently laughing to yourself?
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