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The Bookwyrm

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  1. Some of those fonts look like it's saying "Don't dance."
  2. Be very happy and keep that pocket forever. WWYDIYF a Tesseract IYP? (Not the Marvel one, not the Wrinkle in Time one, and not the Interstellar one, but the 3 dimensional projection of the 4 dimensional iteration of a cube.)
  3. Physics had stopped doing his job because he was angry at the narrators for not following his rules. Physics was very, very angry. So he hired a consultant.
  4. Granted, but now Chuck Norris never existed. (Bookwyrm the Overlander has a bat named Artemis, not Ares.) I wish that NASA's Artemis program would go faster.
  5. If it was not yet popped, and was sanitary, pop it and eat it. If it was popped, it is probably not sanitary, and I would throw it away. What would you do if you found an unkeyed metalmind in your pocket?
  6. Granted, you are stuck on Arrakis. Without a stillsuit. I wish to be Bookwyrm the Overlander instead of Gregor the Overlander.
  7. Brandon Sanderson, who was a kind of narrator in his own right, took out his laptop and wrote Taln to be more agreeable with him. This united Brandon Sanderson and Taln into the ultimate debating team, unified in their war against Chuck Norris.
  8. Grantad, bat naw yaa alsa hava ta talk laka thas. A wash ta nat hava ta talk laka thas.
  9. Granted. For some reason, you can't use the force. I wish to be myself in human form again.
  10. Grented, bet yee heve te speek leke thes tee. E wesh thet E dedn't heve te speek leke thes enlees E wented tee.
  11. After staring at that for too long, I have come to the conclusion that the word "don't" looks weird now. Edit: Now "panic" looks weird too.
  12. Brandon Sanderson was surprised to see that he would be debate-warring against his own character, Taln.
  13. "Sevel, what in the thread is going on here?" Bookwyrm demanded.
  14. Butt was surprised by all this sudden commotion around his lemonade stand. Bookwyrm was thirsty so he bought some lemonade.
  15. Butt's Lemonade Stand was doing quite well. But that was Irrelevant. Irrelevant very much liked lemonade. He was the sole reason that Butt was selling so much lemonade.
  16. "I was going to say Thaidakar," Bookwyrm said, "But Wizard beat me to it."
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