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  1. The Bookwyrm
    A Selffalfrednahg. Tip: To consistently spell Selffalfrednahg correctly, just spell Self, add another f, then alfred, then nahg.
  2. The Bookwyrm
    Bookwyrm wondered what had dragged Snotlout As Well As... away.
  3. The Bookwyrm
    But because Narrators couldn't die, they just ended up floating in space after the planet collapsed. They eventually landed on another planet where they could continue their conversation. Also, the University of Universes was secretly a spaceship, so it flew away when the cheese planet had started to collapse.
  4. The Bookwyrm
    Oh. That makes sense. 68 You win, whoever posted 34th. At least for now.
  5. The Bookwyrm
    Why do we have to put the number post at the bottom? 66
  6. The Bookwyrm
    But not just the ground beneath Abomination was turning into a cheese vat. Vast swaths of this planet's crust and mantle were becoming cheese, which was catastrophically rupturing its geological and gravitational stability.
  7. The Bookwyrm
    Granted, but you now have six fingers on one of your hands. I wish that I would know what to wish for, because I don't know what to wish for again.
  8. The Bookwyrm
    Proof: Rock's hair is red. Theory: Kaladin has dragons in his ancestry. (This is actually a legitimate theory that I had, but I don't want to explain it all here.)
  9. The Bookwyrm
    Bookwyrm, in what was an uncharacteristically rash action for him, attempted to use his Narrationblade to knock the Mordite sword out of Abomination's hand.
  10. The Bookwyrm
    "No, I don't know who you are."
  11. The Bookwyrm
    Bookwyrm was horrified at the sudden violence. "What the-what did you do that for?!" He summoned his Narrationblade just in case.
  12. The Bookwyrm
    Because of all the weird words, no one noticed that the debris from the exploded planet had begun to pummel the surface of the planet the Narrators were on.
  13. The Bookwyrm
    "Connect fly helicopter anymore anymore Thursday juice time in over the place in North South Dakota," said Bookwyrm, because he wanted to.
  14. The Bookwyrm
    Bookwyrm asked Nameless which planet was the one he had blown up.
  15. The Bookwyrm
    Bookwyrm hoped no important planets, like Sel or Roshar or Scadrial or Tatooine, would blow up anytime soon.
  16. The Bookwyrm
    But that previous post wasn't canon, so no planets had blown up yet. Edit: This post is also irrelevant because I fell for the end of the page. Ignore it.
  17. The Bookwyrm
    Bookwyrm wondered where Wizard had gotten Mistborn Era 4 and very much wanted to read it.
  18. The Bookwyrm
    Gets a torch (flashlight, not flame based.) Inserts a laser pointer.
  19. The Bookwyrm
    The fact that Narrators liked explosions made it far more likely for things to explode in TLT, because the Narrators could control what happened in TLT. This was very unfortunate to those who weren't Narrators in TLT.
  20. The Bookwyrm
    I think someone accidentally typoed "planet" into "plant" and now we're talking about plants for some reason. The planet that exploded was uninhabited, luckily. But unluckily, it was very close to the planet where the narrators were standing currently.
  21. The Bookwyrm
    And then a distant planet exploded.
  22. The Bookwyrm
    I HAVE MORE!
  23. The Bookwyrm
    Suddenly, despite any precautions taken by the humans, a Selffalfrednahg sneezed.
  24. The Bookwyrm
    Being able to explode planets when they sneezed.
  25. The Bookwyrm
    These creatures were known as Selffalfrednahgs.
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