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  1. The Bookwyrm
    This is creepy because one time, many years ago, my brother and my sister were messing around. My brother found the omniverse in his pocket and my sister ate it. Are you reading my mind? To answer your question, I would be very careful with it, and try to figure out how it worked. WWYDIYF a shared dreaming devide IYP?
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    Just then, Lard and 655 were ambushed by a squad of Ghanderflaffles.
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    "What is your greatest accomplishment?" Oh no. NOT THE SEAGULLS!
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    "The first time I narrated on TLT was one hundred pages ago," Bookwyrm remarked.
  5. The Bookwyrm
    A Little Kid was sad that Stromenkiin had destroyed his browser. So he hired a consultant.
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    "...Fair," Bookwyrm replied to Inigo.
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    What is the language that occasionally destroys the vision of anyone visiting TLT? I'm sorry that Found the Kitten ate your prized heirloom.
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    "We accidentally re-made most of existence again," said Bookwyrm, "So I'm not sure where you are."
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    Granted, but the interdimensional shrapnel from the destroyed universe causes grave structural collapses in other nearby universes. I wish that my rock was named Wayne and was actually Wayne from Mistborn Era 2.
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    Meanwhile, during the war, a Ghanderflaffle was infected by an X Parasite. I have not read the Young Wizards series.
  11. The Bookwyrm
    Wizard's secret kingdom was very much akin to the ancient Chozo Civilization on ZDR. It was powered by the planet's internal thermal energy.
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    But the new Ghanderflaffle Empire, which lived in the jungles beneath the ocean, did not want to be ruled by Nameless's cloud kingdom.
  13. The Bookwyrm
    But there were actually other planets in the multiverse. Butt came to consciousness just as he was swept away by the wave, and briefly wondered if he was on Miller's Planet from Interstellar. Then the wave launched him into space.
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    The insane onslaught of liquid dihydrogen monoxide from the sky turned the desert world into a planet teeming with life. Butt's unconscious body floated along a newly formed river in a newly formed jungle.
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    Butt was unconscious. He could not answer. Just then, it began to rain.
  16. The Bookwyrm
    Granted, but you are now cursed to destroy whatever universe you visit. I wish to have the equipment and skills to survive on Mars, and preferably some company.
  17. The Bookwyrm
    "THERE'S NO WATER ON THIS STORMING PLANET!!!" Butt screamed. Then he collapsed.
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    Be disturbed. Then clean my pocket. Then ask my science teacher if he had anything to do with this. WWYDIYF the omniverse IYP?
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    As Butt wandered through the desolate wasteland, he came across Nameless's house. He pounded on the door, screaming for water.
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    HEY! WAKE UP! WHY DID YOU FALL ASLEEP WHILE I WAS GIVING YOU THE SECRETS TO THE UNIVERSE?!?! That...was not supposed to happen.
  21. The Bookwyrm
    The multiverse then re-formed with Butt standing on a barren planet. (The random plot with Thaidakar from the past also re-formed with no difference, but the rest of the multiverse had been made anew.)
  22. The Bookwyrm
    Now the Narrators could explode anything they wanted without fear of their explosions being negated. A speck of dust floating over Butt's head exploded.
  23. The Bookwyrm
    Meanwhile, A Selffalfrednahg sneezed, and a distant world exploded.
  24. The Bookwyrm
    For some reason in my family we call spatulas "Shovels."
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    Bill Nye thought it was incredibly disrespectful for the Narrators to ignore Physics's rules.
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