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  1. The Bookwyrm
    Bookwyrm was confused, because he thought Butt had just gotten a sword from the old man in a cave. Butt wondered where his sword had gone.
  2. The Bookwyrm
    "Yellow-purple! You enormous potato red-panda cheesy half-wit, you'd better stop drinking dragon pee, or the sparkly Witherlord might just end another deadly mercury-and-uranium soup inhalation by exploding while flying and eating chartreuse rocket Humboldt penguins!" Screamed Darth Geronimo Stilton at Butt Ad Venture while fishing for Darthenshmirtz Smedry, who's Grandpa Smedry's Grandfather.
  3. The Bookwyrm
    Actually, in Skyward Sword, the person who gives you the Hylian Shield refers to it as an Absurdly Sturdy Shield. So it is the Hylian Shield. Butt took a closer look. "Wait, this actually is the Hylian Shield," Butt remarked.
  4. The Bookwyrm
    He was looking for a shield. At one house, as the family living inside ran away screaming, Butt found an Absurdly Sturdy Shield mounted above the fireplace.
  5. The Bookwyrm
    "Yellow-purple! You enormous potato red-panda cheesy half-wit, you'd better stop drinking dragon pee, or the sparkly Witherlord might just end another deadly mercury-and-uranium soup inhalation by exploding while flying and eating chartreuse rocket Humboldt penguins!" Screamed Darth Geronimo Stilton at Butt Ad Venture while fishing for Darthenshmirtz Smedry, who's Smedry
  6. The Bookwyrm
    "Yellow-purple! You enormous potato red-panda cheesy half-wit, you'd better stop drinking dragon pee, or the sparkly Witherlord might just end another deadly mercury-and-uranium soup inhalation by exploding while flying and eating chartreuse rocket Humboldt penguins!" Screamed Darth Geronimo Stilton at Butt Ad Venture while fishing for Darthenshmirtz Smedry.
  7. The Bookwyrm
    I just watched some about an hour ago. I'm just happy to have another Avatar nerd here. What's your favorite episode?
  8. The Bookwyrm
    Granted, but the Lerasium has been turned into gaseous investiture and fused with Ruin's investiture and then re-solidified, so it's now Harmonium. And it's raining. I wish that we knew what all the God Metals did.
  9. The Bookwyrm
    Of all types of soldiers, which ones are most likely to take over the universe? Cactus Juice!
  10. The Bookwyrm
    No. You have not won, @Boomerang Guy. By the way, when was the last time you watched Avatar?
  11. The Bookwyrm
    Butt did not have a shield, however, so he could not shield parry the hard rocks back at the weird red puffer fish.
  12. The Bookwyrm
    Butt watched the ?izard fly away into the distance. He then turned to go find some enemies to fight. I have actually never played the original Legend of Zelda.
  13. The Bookwyrm
    I thought it was something like this, I just didn't know if it was different at all because it was magical. Gets that little song that plays in Zelda games whenever you get something. Inserts the little song from Zelda that plays whenever you solve a puzzle.
  14. The Bookwyrm
    Butt took the sword and ran out side to face the ?-Eizard, also known as a ?izard.
  15. The Bookwyrm
    I'm assuming it's in a gemstone right now? I would freak out a little bit, but if it was in a gemstone, probably put it in an aluminum box and throw it in the ocean. What would you do if you found an Unmade (not in a gemstone) in your pocket?
  16. The Bookwyrm
    Gets Shallan's weird magical multiple personality disorder that can't really be diagnosed yet. Inserts Dalinar's Visions.
  17. The Bookwyrm
    Butt Venture freaked out and ran into a nearby cave, where an old man was waiting for him. He was holding a sword. Edit: You should know where this is going...
  18. The Bookwyrm
    Butt Venture jumped into it from below.
  19. The Bookwyrm
    Welcome to the Shard! I am glad you are a nerd. If you were not, then you would not be allowed to join the Shard. (Then again, I don't think it's possible to join the Shard if you aren't a nerd.)
  20. The Bookwyrm
    Why am I happy to hear someone talk about cutting down flowers? Because... OH NO! I STEPPED ON A FLOWER AND SHE'S CHASING ME!
  21. The Bookwyrm
    Why, exactly, would you like me to step on the creepy lady's flowers? No. I refuse. Only if you give me three chocolate cakes will I agree to go on this ridiculous quest.
  22. The Bookwyrm
    As you can see, Yaknog is a masterpiece and an amazing creation of culinary- Because if you don't, some planets will explode. Someday.
  23. The Bookwyrm
    It's going to be a while before I win. But alas, such is how this thread goes. 119
  24. The Bookwyrm
    From now on, you should switch the words Waffle and Chortle. Use Waffle where Chortle should be and use Chortle where Waffle should be. For example: Bob Waffled in joy as his butler set a large plate of Chortles in front of him.
  25. The Bookwyrm
    Some people like watching tv. Some people like making art. Some people like playing sports. And some people like to stare at ink splattered in strange cryptic patterns on the remains of dead trees and hallucinate for hours on end. Reading can sound really weird and somewhat disturbing if you word it the right way.
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