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The Bookwyrm

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  1. Which broke his very essence. Adonalsium was splintered. Edit: The ninjas laughed in evil glee.
  2. Bookwyrm was reminded of Sokka. "Do you have any koala sheep?"
  3. Angry man took all the shards and became Adonalsium. This is not the first time someone has become Adonalsium.
  4. "WHAT? NO!" Bookwyrm dove into the flames and grabbed the burning books. "Why are you burning the books?!" He said as he got out of the fire and used Stormlight to heal.
  5. But since eighteen wasn't a cool enough number, no one would give them one. Instead, they got 25 more Dawnshards.
  6. I didn't realize this thread was making memes about stuff I have personally witnessed. And now I've seen it. You all have officially made me laugh very, very hard. Good job! Edit: I am both overly curious and cautious about the memes people would make about me...
  7. "I mean, we can always go on another quest sometime," Bookwyrm said, reading Calano's mind. "We should just let everyone take a breather first, and see if anyone new wants to come to the clinic." He then yelped and Lashed himself to the ceiling to avoid the book-alanche.
  8. Unfortunately, Hoid escaped again by damaging their egos so severely that they began crusading across the universe in a maniac rage trying to restore it.
  9. Hoid was able to escape by cleverly using some acorns.
  10. Which was weird and kind of broke physics. Again.
  11. It doesn't count them on forum games. Sadly.
  12. Welcome back...Even though you most likely have no idea who I am.
  13. It was all according to Eof's plan. Eof had made a deal with the Fire Lord.
  14. Bookwyrm summoned his Narration Clarinet and began playing the first part of "Herald of the Change" from Dune. The war involved not much fighting, but lots of music playing.
  15. Suddenly, the band kids arrived, stalwart and studious in their impeccable marching band uniforms. Everyone ran away from them, too.
  16. So...I'm not sure what I had in mind originally when I said this. But I have ideas now! What if there was a module (probably equipped on the arms) that let you control a swarm of small little drone-like things for both offensive and defensive purposes? They'd hover and fly using subtle gravity manipulation, and would be equipped with energy weapons and shields. When not in use, they'd rest on the arm of the user, fitting together like scales, but when in use, they'd swarm around their user like a cloud of insects. Or something. (I'm totally not copying the weapon of a favorite video game character...) Edit: I just realized you already said something about little drones that come with some modules. This would just be a drone swarm. Other gravity manipulating weapons could involve making yourself lighter or heavier for certain purposes, or being able to create temporary gravity fields to make your enemies too heavy to move, or to launch them into the sky, or to hover them in the air where they can't do anything. Something along those lines. I'll let you know if I have other ideas.
  17. It just made the whole war more confusing. Especially once the Urn Dragons joined.
  18. Eof and Esmeralda sent their army of rabbits to disrupt the religious war that was raging in the rest of the universe.
  19. Except for a distant planet. Butt Venture built a house there.
  20. Bookwyrm made an entire normal universe outside the goldfish for those escaping all the weird political wars.
  21. I always make RP characters that are too similar to myself. Basically just alternate-dimension versions of me. And am I going to do the same thing here? Yes. I would like to join. I'm thinking my character would be some kind of tactician, someone who's more smarts and technique than a "punchy guy." I can't access that google doc right now, so I'll get back to you on more details later. I might want a character who uses modules that manipulate gravity for combat purposes. Based on the same principle as the Gravitational Redirector, but for combat. (He'd probably also be fascinated with the Cytosphere.)
  22. A sect of Selffalfrednahgs loyal to the narrator who created them rebelled, throwing the Goldfish's spleen into chaos.
  23. The Ghanderflaffle Empire attempted to conquer the Ghanderflaffle Republic.
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