EmulatonStromenkiin

Gets the Knights of NI! Inserts Monty Python

They were all spouting nonsense because their heads had literally exploded, because while they were immortal, they were not immune to damage

yes, but that would be impractical, and destroy any properties that it had, possibly releasing the energy in an unconrolled explosion.

not very. Baking soda to drink, or pepper?

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granted, but you will now speak in slant rhymes. I wish to know what kind of mess I'm stuck in.

I do not think that is true. TPBM has a problem with bugs. (they certainly bug me)

Hello person I have no recollection of! When you eat a hamburger

gets a lack of eyes. Inserts a laser gun

What is the sound of a child laughing? The sweetest thing I've ever heard.

Granted. You now speak only in rhymes I wish to control my phasing

The solution was evident. Nameless had left the shard open, and his younger sibling was messing with it.

Nope, as long as that stands for Aethers of Night(I think that's the title) NHIE eaten an entire pig

Reckoners is Cosmere When you are late for school

Prof: they both know everything about the cosmere, and have never been seen in the same place. Theory: Anti-investiture is what happens when bad noodles are made.

Ruin, I think. How close are you to the sun?

I control the priesthood! @The Wandering Wizard, when in doubt, go for @Emery the Steelrunner

The energy essentially makes it so the piece of clothing is magically enhanced, giving it properties beyond the usual, which anyone can use. any object that is already imbued with magic is naturally resistant to changing, but the forfeit more so.

However, the plant that was destroyed by any given sneeze was the one farthest from that sneeze

What happened to the Penguin? hehehehehehe

Just like they liked peppers

Life, I hope What would you say to someone who is violently sick with diarrhea?

But first they sneezed.

Now, where did I put my sword?

Proof: How else would all the bonds be broken? along with many many other things Theory: the united isles in the Rithamtist were once america, but it was broken by Alcatraz