I gladly look at Dalinar's clocks. I love how people keep forgetting I'm a ghost.
Granted. you are unable to say every third word when you speak(continuous count from the beginning of the bane). You skip over it, regardless of what you intend to say.
I wish for the planet of Roshar to be a huge space crustacean that ate a world and went to sleep. @The Wandering Wizard
Granted, you become an electrum ferring. you also have a problem with writing utensils.
I wish to have a giant spider crab live on roshar without coming to harm and terrify people, though it won't actually harm them.
as per previous bane, I cannot go insane.
Granted, they are blowfish and hate you because you keep antagonizing them in an attempt to make them blow up.
I wish for a giant hermit crab to live successfully on Roshar.
Proof: why one earth else would Dominion and Devotion share a planet? Or Preservation and Ruin make on?
Theory: matter is normal and anti- investiture mixed together.