ThroughTheLivingSequence

The title is in Russian, is it not? 30/20

"It's a news channel." Everyone said.

Personally I think the government should invest in sentient mobile home units. Think about it! If the entire population lives in units that have conscious thought and can put together basic reasoning, then life could be so much easier! You could teach your house how to clean up for you, teach your house how to cook for you, and so on! Forget about home security, just give your house a baseball bat and tell it to smash anyone who tries to break in! As for a nuclear Holocaust, just tell your house to start running an you can take all of your possessions with you! As for plumbing- In my personal opinion? I'm going to hit you with a lead pipe.

Why apply that reasoning to this situation when it can be applied to literally everything?

Granted! You score three air-to-air kills on your test, making you an ace. You are awarded the Order of the Red Banner for your heroism. I wish for a mint-condition MiG-15.

Unless it explodes! Which it probably won't. Statistically. According to... the government... ... wait a second. 55/55

For some reason that thought doesn't bother me too much. What does bother me is that Jellyfish are the same thing as coral, and coral has always been a plant in my head.

How about Ceres? Nah that's too spherical. Haumea maybe?

... okay then HUZZAH!

But wouldn't that kill us too?

.............. hey cheeseman i think we'll need more nukes

That's just what you think. edit: plus something tells me that you don't have 1.5 billion centaur soldiers

I HAVE MORE MEGATONS OF EXPLOSIVE THAN YOU HAVE MILLIONS OF SOLDIERS

Oh sick How much for fifteen warheads and compatible ICBMs to match?

... Guess it's time to start stealing nukes.

listen, mods arent scary but they also are ping too many, and you'll never see the light of day again

cheeseman no

Ah that says GM as in Game Master, not Shard Moderator! We're safe.

wait what

Yeah but it was for a good reason wasn't it? So was Robin's! Y'all need to stop being so scared of the mods .

Wait what did Cheeseman do?

'Cause he looks like one! Thats actually so smart.

I then take classes teaching me how to follow through with plans better.

....................... WUH