I have not. I find books sad and can have intense (catastrophic) feelings of sadness over stuff that happens, but I've never once cried over one.
The person below me considers themself a bread connoisseur.
I decided to take a new course of action, and simply acquire some movie-style chloroform and knock everyone out so that I may steal the Sandwich and escape.
I have an emotional support cat and an emotional support dog. The dog is the neediest creature of all time and wants nothing more than endless pets and attention, while the cat is... antisocial, to say the least. They are both still my best friends ever .
I then kidnap your focus and bury it in the bottom of the ocean. With this newfound lack of focus, stealing the Sandwich from you proves to be quite easy.
At this moment, I tie Platypus's shoelaces (which he definitely has because I made sure to replace his laceless shoes with laced shoes) together and he trips. I take this opportunity to dropkick a bowling ball into the dragon's face and steal the Sandwich in the confusion.
nonfiction?
Kiss the actual event, Marry the movie, Kill the book. I like documentaries and such, but I cannot handle non-fiction books.
Quail eggs, Chicken eggs, Fish eggs (caviar).
What's my favorite color? Why, it's this! *holds up a piece of paper colored in a manner beyond all forms of human reasoning and comprehension.*
Well... not anymore...
aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
This
is the cutest thing
I have ever read.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Not at the moment, but I often do. Hiccups may be one of my least favorite things ever. They make me want to claw out my lungs.
The person below me owns an exotic item of some kind.
Just an AR-15 chambered in .223 Remington. I think it was branded as a Rockriver Arms "Operator".
Kalashnikov firearms, easy. AK-47, AKM, AK-74, AK-12, AK-104, AKS-74U, etc.
Favorite time of day?
They worked for me. They took the Sandwich from Stick and from Platypus, since nobody was quite sure who had it at the moment. They then gave it to me.