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ThroughTheLivingSequence

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  1. 2198 Investiture is outlawed in four thousand systems due to this discovery. Also, pineapples.
  2. To be honest, I'm pretty happy with my current age and the thought of continuing to age naturally, but I also sometimes think about being in high school again. I suppose it depends on if my mood wants more freedom or simplicity. Generally, I think It would be nice to stay anywhere from 21-30. If you were given access to an unlimited amount of money for two weeks, what would you spend it on? Where would you go? What would you do? What would you buy? (And no, you can't spend this time transferring it into cash, or your own bank account, or buying precious metals or company stock- )
  3. Come on!! We could sell this pure soul for six, maybe seven hundred thousand dollars! We could pay off the house with it! That would be a wonderful idea if it weren't for the fact that you just cut off my arm.
  4. Granted! You receive a bottle of water with a single, worthlessly small fleck of gold in it. I wish for an apple pie, but like, a really good apple pie.
  5. I do! While I'm not very good at them, I enjoy baseball and basketball. I also love skiing. The person below me is an extremely silly goose.
  6. I happen to be the tax collector, and instead of delivering the collected Sandwich to you I run off with it, escaping to an underground bunker in a distant land.
  7. Happy late birthday! Sorry I missed ya, I need to do a better job of checking the Shard for birthdays, goodness me-

    1. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Hey! Thanks my good friend!

  8. say: "eggs and bacon are delicious".
  9. I eat a pear to distract you while I take the Sandwich.
  10. Everyone applauded unenthusiastically. "That doesn't really answer my question, but well done, I suppose." Sequence gave Everyone a light punch on the arm. "Be nice! That was a wonderful trick!"
  11. I, having shrunk down to the size of a button to fit in your backpack, grab the Sandwich and jump out of your backpack. I then quickly an silently dig a Sandwich sized tunnel to escape through, leaving you none the wiser.
  12. I blink, then stomp my foot in anger. "Then where's the real one?!"
  13. I gasp and start whacking you over the head with a pool noodle. "Give it back! Give it back! Give it back!"
  14. "What are you supposed to be?" Everyone said with a bored tone, pointing their spoon at 'Sleeper'.
  15. "You mean the mercenary or bounty hunter or whatever?" Everyone asked, stirring a cup of something with a tiny spoon.
  16. I politely trip you as you run past me, snatching the Sandwich from your hands as you fall. I lean down and gently pat you on the shoulder. "Deepest apologies." I then jump onto a pogo stick and escape.
  17. Everyone shrugged and handed Kilometers a brick of C4.
  18. "Guess I just forgot? I did say I was bad with names."
  19. "Just you, I think." Everyone said. "I'm not the best with names."
  20. "Fiftylives as in Kilometers Fiftylives? I remember him! Unfortunate I didn't make that connection sooner." Everyone said, frowning.
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