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ThroughTheLivingSequence

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  1. Fuzzy began searching for Alvin, looking around on the ground.
  2. "M-m-m-m-my salamander g-g-g-got fried!!" Fuzzy sobbed.
  3. Is this thread fun enough to necro?
  4. Glys!! An absolute classic. 15/10
  5. "Alvin is my salamander!" Fuzzy said happily. "I dropped him and he ran away..."
  6. Hello Aeoliae, I don't know you very well, but I really love your username! It captivates me like a good hook in an essay. Super cool!
  7. You must understand, this is the most important thing to ever happen in the history of the universe!! Please... put that down.
  8. It's kind of niche and exists best in Russian, but "Post-Punk/New Wave/Dark Synth-Pop" How many languages do you speak?
  9. You want to hold him? Okay, be gentle, he's only two months old! I don't understand, I thought this was important!
  10. 2,088 Everything is an illusion, we've been deceived!!
  11. Granted! You are mercilessly ejected into the cold vacuum of space, never to be seen again. I wish for something silly!
  12. Being extremely smart with my shapeshifting skills, I had transformed myself into a Sandwich prior to Nameless' hacking. I returned to my normal form on the other side of the vault and begin to do the same, searching for the distinctive allure of the perfect Sandwich.
  13. 2090 Probably spaceships, as 2090 is pretty far in the future.
  14. I eat the fake one, then gag. I glare at Platypus as I realize who has the real one. I leap at them, my arms outstretched reaching for the sandwich.
  15. I fall to my knees and burst into tears. The Sandwich leaves your hands and rolls over to me out of pity.
  16. Shallan foolishly wrote some prolific Non-Sanderson creepypastas and dropkicked her happy Niv-Mizzet because sentient MeeM sniffed fish comedically
  17. Good morning, honey! How are you today? Definitely not apples. Please, anything but apples.
  18. I do a cool karate kick and hit you in the face, grabbing the Sandwich from your hands and throwing down a smoke bomb. I am very proud of my ninja skills!
  19. Oathbringer.
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