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ThroughTheLivingSequence

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  1. Which was of course, impossible. In order to prevent change, they would have to essentially destroy their planet. Even then, change always found a way.
  2. Something New was also well-known for its universities.
  3. The city of "Something New" was known all around the world for it's marvelous pirozhki.
  4. p l e a s e l e a v e m e a l o n e tardigrades scary ;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;
  5. In an even more astronomical stroke of luck, the sandwich breaks the laws of physics and starts spinning really fast, allowing it lift. It then floats over towards me.
  6. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH "Disregard everything I just said umm uhhhh my cat walked on my keyboard i mean my younger brother typed that haha :sweat:" --@AltonicKeys
  7. Probably scream in immense confusion and fear. What would you do if you found a full-size grand piano in your pocket?
  8. Unfortunately, said boomerang was unable to support the weight and lack of aerodynamics of the sandwich, and it plummets right into my waiting hands.
  9. With! Preferably like, ten small ones. Would you like your coffee with or without cream?
  10. The rejoiced by throwing a barbecue/party, where they attempted to create products that they believed MacBurger Barn should have carried instead of pineapples.
  11. ONE DAY, WHEN THE TONGUING IS DONE,
  12. They look more like pillowcases with really low thread counts. SCAWWY.
  13. Granted! Alleyverse Era 6 starts, but it also becomes exclusive to Shard Moderators. I wish for a pet beaver.
  14. I sure wish! Latin is cool. The person below me enjoys drawing comic strips.
  15. You see? This is exactly what I mean! Suffering, caused by the hands of Narrators... and yet, something about it... is... Macburger Barn won the lawsuit, only for the health inspector to discover that the employees didn't wear gloves when serving food. They were promptly destroyed.
  16. I scream in terror so loudly that the sandwich temporarily turns into a portal, sending the Bookwyrm to another dimension. The sandwich quickly returns to it's sandwich-y form, and I happily snatch it up off the ground.
  17. Probably from when we're in the delirious Shard-fever. I don't remember ever saying anything about LEECHES, so that's probably the most plausible explanation!
  18. But it turns out that the tree was just me in disguise! I use my fantastic tree-powers to bonk you in the head and steal the sandwich, escaping without a trace.
  19. I use this valuable time to flee to the edge of the known universe.
  20. I smack in you in the face with a cricket bat (sorry!) and take the sandwich from where it has dropped onto the ground.
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