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  1. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    Probably because you weren't suppose to eat them.
  2. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    Not really. I have thought about what my Russian-Speaking Communist Dictatorship's national flag would look like though. The person below me would survive in a world where reading books was illegal.
  3. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    *decrees that chairs are now illegal everywhere in the world*
  4. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    Indeed. They were instead given nutrient IVs. It was very efficient and cost-effective.
  5. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    The getaway vehicle was in fact a transformer, who stole the sandwich back and started running towards my getaway spaceship.
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    If you are willing to accept these one-of-a-kind crystal bananas as your payment, then please meet me at the airport in twelve hours so that we may enact our plan to destroy the Confederate Oblasts of Communist Australia. Please don't do that. I don't think that my children would survive.
  8. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    "Safety over happiness!" Was the prison's motto.
  9. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    I sneakily hatch an elaborate and fool-proof plan to infiltrate Rabbit's hiding place and steal the sandwich, running towards my getaway vehicle as fast as humanly possible.
  10. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    It received some. In the form of being shipped off to a prison on the Socialist Frieden Moons of Jupiter. Technically, it was safe there.
  11. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    Sadly, No-one was no match for such an enemy.
  12. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    This incident was quickly covered up to avoid lawsuits.
  13. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    An orphanage made of cardboard.
  14. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    What exactly is your plan here?! It'll take you years to dig that out! ...Well that's just hurtful. Guess I'll nuke your home country.
  15. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    There was much screaming.
  16. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    Except fly. He would need to go through metamorphosis for that. Unfortunately, he was fairly obese for eating all the other caterpillars, and was unable to form a chrysalis.
  17. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    It was very sad.
  18. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    It was in fact, so loud, that everyone died.
  19. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    The employees' families cried.
  20. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    This would be a disaster for The Business's reputation if it went public.
  21. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    It was not meeting the monthly output quota, and the business couldn't afford to keep it on.
  22. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    At least until someone decided to Narrate them back.
  23. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    Very few obscure side characters were able to accomplish such a feat.
  24. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    No one never got hurt, but this time, they weren't too lucky.
  25. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    Go find Phineas. What would you do if you found some nuclear launch codes in your pocket? (Yes, I'm searching for Russian spies)
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