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ThroughTheLivingSequence

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  1. The stool cried out in pain. It had lost its third leg over 60,000 years ago, and losing its second leg was a painful reminder of such dark times.
  2. It was the fact that the entire room felt off, and the stool didn't, that made it feel the most off.
  3. It promised much more than that as well. I promised fame and glory for being savior of the thread, it promised eernal happiness, it promised infinite knowledge, and yet... something seemed... wrong.
  4. *eats said imaginary hat and then makes a new one out of straw mailing it to you* 2 hours. nice.
  5. In fact, the room seemed to want him to leave the stool alone and continue his quest.
  6. oki @Channelknight Fadran The High Priest of Serenitas goes to meet with the ruler of Nam-Ed to negotiate peace as the construction of the fort around Serenitas is halted, suggesting that the King drafts more civilians for the army in case things go wrong.
  7. "Tis a poem, of tragedy befalling Dr. Seuss characters." -@The Wandering Wizard This is worthy.
  8. Indeed. It's time was spent more like this. 50%: Playing solitaire. 25%: Crying because they always lose solitaire. 24%: Crying because they were so lonely. 1%: Crying in frustration when adventurers passed it by, and didn't unlock it's secrets. Since it couldn't speak, it couldn't tell anybody about the secrets it contained.
  9. Granted. Your cats are very kind. They are, in fact, too kind, and invite a vampire into your house for tea, which proceeds to drink everyone's blood. I wish for a cool balsamic and mozzarella salad (forgot what it's actually called).
  10. Going onto this thread was a bad idea. The little star next to it was so captivating! Bye bye seven month streak.
  11. It was quite sad. It now spent its days in the "empty" room playing solitaire.
  12. Ah yes, that definitely clears things up. Not being sarcastic by the way. Thanks!
  13. And I stole your imaginary hat, cramming it down the garbage disposal! Muahahahah!
  14. While it seemed that it was empty, there was actually a two-legged stool in one corner. It didn't seem very important though.
  15. Probably a Kandra. Sentient goo that can turn into anything sounds way better than a bunch of bugs . Would you rather accidentally lash yourself into the sky then run out of Stormlight, crash into the ground, and forever be remembered as the clumsy Radiant, or accidentally burn Duralumin and Tin while staring at the sun and have your brain explode?
  16. Indeed, so let this, finally, be The End ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
  17. Afterword ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... About the author ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
  18. It was a very bloody battle, which ended with two splatters of blood on the floor.
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