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ThroughTheLivingSequence

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  1. Fortunately, Syl was immediately detained so that another incident such as this would not occur.
  2. Good choices, very good choices. Kiss Crow, Marry Meow, Kill Cow XD. Sunlight, Fluorescent Light, Bioluminescence.
  3. Everyone collectively facepalmed. Then started screaming... Then started wars. Then selling weapons. Then baking.
  4. Throw out the sandwich, then build a house on the hill. What would you do if you found Russia in your pocket?
  5. I make a trade offer. A dead mouse, some catnip, a tuna filet, and a cat tree. All for the measly price of the sandwich!
  6. It was a longshot, and it might end up killing him too, but it was worth a shot...
  7. Exclaim in triumph, and devour the sandwich like a gremlin. What would you do if you found non-bold text in your TLT-pocket?
  8. I steal the fish, butchering it and cooking it to feed my family until I can get the sandwich. My children will live another day with this fish.
  9. "He was ashamed!"
  10. Really??????????????????? What about this? "An unmarked bank card connected to a bank account existing beyond known banks, which contains an infinite amount of any currency desired. Untraceable, and nobody is able to question or really think about it. (To preserve it's safety, of course.)"
  11. AH. Well, I'd like to go to Tokyo just as a fun time, but I'd probably rather rent a super-expensive off-roading RV and travel the remote regions of Russia and visit all the tiny little villages they've got out there. If only that were realistic . How do you like to cook hotdogs? (Hotdog toaster, open flame, griddle, pan, grill, etc.)
  12. Ah yes, the egg witch. 98/100
  13. Having been hiding in the Bookwyrm's backpack, I jump out and snatch the sandwich from his hands, falling back towards the ground and landing in the seat of a convertible, which immediately speeds away at Mach 4.5.
  14. Be very very confused, that's for sure. Confusion aside, I'd probably sell it to science. What would you do if you found a cellphone worth $15,000 in your pocket?
  15. Kiss 7/8, Kill 9/4, Marry cut time. 343 Guilty Spark, 031 Exuberant Witness, 117649 Despondent Pyre.
  16. Indeed it was! I took honors english all throughout junior high and high school, which was much much fun indeed. The person below me has replaced the chain on a tractor-mounted snow-blower before.
  17. Alright, I'm going to head to the store to get some advil! Sit down, child! you'll eat your green beans and you'll LIKE THEM!
  18. Big listses! How about three wishes? 1. All the knowledge required to effectively pursue the career of my choice. 2. An unmarked bank card connected to a bank account existing beyond known banks, which contains an infinite amount of any currency desired. Untraceable, and nobody is able to question or really think about it. (To preserve it's safety, of course.) 3. The ability to pause, rewind, and fast-forward the time around me and everything else I choose. (E.G., everywhere is time-paused except China, or, everywhere is time-paused except the electrical wires powering my house, etc.)
  19. Unfortunately for you, The ninjas and I combined forces to bamboozle everyone. The real sandwich was in a lockbox in my backpack as I fled across the country.
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